United States (Axis Powers: Hetalia) #867013

Entry by darkgothkitsune on Sun Nov 20 00:20:44 2011.

Tags: Anime, Axis Powers: Hetalia, United States, Tonni, United Kingdom, Yay!, Pizza, Artist Request, Allied Forces

Axis Powers: Hetalia, United States, Tonni, United Kingdom, Yay!, Pizza, Artist Request, Allied Forces

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  • TheWhiteRoseTurk

    Nov 20, 2011

    That's how we do it in America. >:D

  • tyukio

    Nov 20, 2011

    true fact!

  • aLiCe101

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    Nov 20, 2011

    Dem Americans.

  • kor-chan

    Nov 20, 2011

    XDD lol

  • cestalia

    Nov 20, 2011

    Really? LOL! XD

  • DLG21096

    Nov 20, 2011

    ...Seems legit.

  • SweetLiar

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    Nov 20, 2011

    sadly its true ^^;

  • Romania

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    Nov 20, 2011

    WHY IS THIS SO TRUE.

  • lazy_gaga

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    Nov 20, 2011

    Screw medical attention! Who cares if I bleed out and die? Just make sure that my pizza is here in 30 minutes or less, or I'm takin it for free! XD

  • Zerlyz

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    Nov 20, 2011

    Arthur: Alfred! Q-quick, call the ambulance again, they aren't here yet!
    Alfred: Huh? Oh yeah, sure thing, dude. Just lemme get a slice of pizza first, Kay?
    Arthur: What? B-But I'm bleeding here, you git!
    Alfred: >:| Come on, dude, I've been waiting for this for THIRTY MINUTES. THIRTY. Do you know how agonizing that was?
    Arthur: A-Alfred, I can't...I'm starting to black out...
    Alfred: Wuzzat? No, this isn't take out! It's pizza!
    Arthur: xoX

  • GilbirdtheAWESOME1

    Nov 21, 2011

    XDDD ^

    ANd this why Canada has Better health care~! 8D

  • MaybeBlue

    Nov 23, 2011

    Sadly, this is in fact true. =_="

  • HetaliaFanGal

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    Nov 23, 2011

    Lol So True (^ ^

  • Drakae1996

    Nov 24, 2011

    xD true

  • LucyHeartfilia

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    Nov 25, 2011

    In Europe too.

  • Zeuuuh

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    Nov 28, 2011

    True for Canada too.

  • 1Animechic1

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    Dec 04, 2011

    Thats how Americans roll bitches. Food over health. 8D

  • lastsolace

    Dec 05, 2011

    you shoulda done "America's Pizza" XD

  • Rima Lovegood

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    Dec 05, 2011

    I think i´ll never go to USA
    ¬¬ Tony, what the bloody hell are you doing? Keep your hands away from Iggy!

  • ittpbe

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    Dec 16, 2011

    ^I think he shot Iggy... *Mumblemumble* Damn aliens... T_T# *mumblemumble*
    And the scary thing is that it DOES take longer for the EMTs to get there even without the "30 min. or it's free" (<- for this also causes accidents) and an ambulance ride is crazy spendy... Dude, it's just wrong!

  • Myon96

    Dec 20, 2011

    Doesn't it depend more on how far the distance is between your house and the fire department? I mean, if you live next to a fire station, and the restaurant you usually order pizza from is five miles away...

  • Myon96

    Dec 20, 2011

    Oh whoops, I meant the ambulance. Not the fire department.

  • sunderson

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    Dec 20, 2011

    crazy americans

  • Dr. Trafalgarpaw

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    Feb 01, 2012

    When I lived in America for a few years, I ate Pizzzzza frequent. I lived about a mile from at least 16 pizza places in a shopping district.
    The nearest hospital was literaly two left corners down one block from my appartment.
    I never got seriously impaired, but I expect the ambulances would cruise nice and casual through the pizza cluster before coming to dig me out of the closet avalanche.

  • AquaticMoose

    Mar 31, 2012

    there are like 3 pizza places just a street away by my house :p

  • tatumreidcosplay

    Jun 02, 2012

    Actually, no. In Canada, Zeuuuh, the ambulance and police actually DO make it to house before pizza. Not only do our taxes go to our health care, it actually pays for hard working medical people.

  • ninjacookieXD

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    Sep 03, 2012

    Looks like Tony and ENgland got into a fight over America again....

  • kimmyko99

    Mar 22, 2013

    Its only true because if they don't get to your house in like 30 minutes or so, you get the pizza free....

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