Axis Powers: Hetalia #641829
Entry by Nikuxini on Wed Jun 29 06:47:15 2011.
Axis Powers: Hetalia, United Kingdom, Russia, Sweden, United States, China, Canada, Germany, France, Spain, North Italy, South Italy
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Jun 29, 2011
your never going to find him!!!!! XDDDDDD
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Austria. =.= That is what I believe. And maaaaybeee Russia... >.>
Lol great picture tho. XD -
Jun 29, 2011
lololwut xD
But yeah, I think it's Austria xD -
Jun 29, 2011
I'd say Austria, but it's true about the possibilities of AusSwiss.
Or Russia. Although, I picture him as more asexual. His whole "become one with me, da?" is not meant in a sexual way.
Jeez, they're all either asexual or pansexual. -
none of them are straight XDDDD
let's see how many pairings I can make ^_^ there's USUK (my OTP), FrUk, GerIta, AusGer, RusLiet, SuFin, FraSpa, Spamano, RusUS, RoChu, AusIta, ChinaJap, UKSpa, USLiet, JapIta, Itacest, USJap, UKJap, SpaAus, and everyone together!!! <333
Hungary would have a field day with this~ lol -
the first time i saw this i thought....THE STICK FIGURE!!!!! but i think i just ruined eveyones imagination....glad everyone enjoys it though....
heh heh =_=l|l
oh and this is not my own picture!
Its America. Trust me. -
@Nikuxini: nyahahahaha...
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Straight man in Hetalia? Don't make me laugh. /shot
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LOLOLOL. This picture is made of so much win.
Austria can't really be straight either, since I'm pretty sure he had a little crush on Switzerland when he was little. :3 And he probably still has it now too. ♥ -
Jun 29, 2011
epic win :D
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Jun 29, 2011
Foolish stick figure! YOU SHALL NEVER FIND HIM!!!
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It's France! It's France!
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@KiiroiKotori, yea france is as straight as a circle:P
on another note,NO ONE IN HETALIA IS STRAIGHT.THERE IS NO ARGUMENT HEREXD -
Jun 29, 2011
SOMEBODY POST THIS ON MEMEBASE
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Austria is straight :/ lol
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and I guess China could be, too.
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Jun 29, 2011
Finland.
Because even though Sweden has feelings towards him it doesn't mean Finland loves him back, it's not instant SuFin. |D -
Oh but Fin is always blushing >_< and even if he doesn't have feelings for Su, he's just too cute and fluffy to be straight XD
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HAH-HAH. XD
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Jun 29, 2011
Just to completley mess with everyone's minds', I say Italy!! (I think it's obvious though, he's not XD)
But, seriously, Austria is the most straight out of all of them and I still can see him paired with either Switzerland or Prussia, so... This is a trick question.
The answer is: None of them. -
Jun 29, 2011
No, challenge denied... it's just impossible.XD
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Cameroon!!! maybe....
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china!!
yep!!
bw austria...could b straight..-_-
could b -
Jun 29, 2011
find the straight guy... well there's only one way to find out! >;DD
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Jun 29, 2011
Umm ... Erm ... Give me 10 years.
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@RusLove21 oh yes!!;D
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Jun 29, 2011
GERMANY! IT HAS TO BE HIM!
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lol, the stick figure just accepted an impossible challenge~ None of them are straight~(at least with Fangirl..) Austria gotta be the most straight~
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hmmm.... I guess it's Iggy ^_^ :P
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Jun 29, 2011
Austria...
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Austria and China
.....and maybe Japan.... -
I was thinking Japan but then I remembered that Japan has yaoi and yuri..
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It's obviously not Germany since he has the hots for Italy (although... he DOES have porn magazines with women on them. But who knows maybe he's bi)
I believe it might be Austria since he was with Hungary but he divorced her so I'm not so sure. -
Jun 30, 2011
It's definitely none of them. Russia wants everyone to become one with him. Austria has a thing for Switzerland. AusSwiss FTW! lol.
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What Straight guy?
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64 FAVORITES IN 19 HOURS!!!! HOLY SH*T!!!! Arigato!!!! glad you all enjoy it!!!!
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Jun 30, 2011
Whaaaat? Straight guy, in Hetalia? Error: nosuchelementexception!
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Jun 30, 2011
Have you guys forgotten Lithuania's major and canon crush on Belarus? Sure there's the many hints for RussLiet and LietPol but none exactly from Liet. Bitter tears on my part.
And Austria, though he screams metero, he seems to have strong romantic feelings for Hungary.
Finland, nothing suggesting he has the hots for Sweden.
All the other characters are either pretty gay or just havn't had enough screen time to tell. -
Well it's hard to say... 'cause, with the weddings & alliances between countries and all, we can't really say someone is actually straight... oh well, I think Liet is the most credible in the role of the hetero guy! xD
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Jun 30, 2011
I don't really think sexuality matters to them, they're nations. They don't care about gender.
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Jun 30, 2011
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
*ive been staring at this for an hour*
MY BRAIN IS KAPUT!!! -
Jun 30, 2011
I fail XD. Austria is probably kissing Prussia behind everyone's back and Russia with China so ..... yeah. XD
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103 FAVORITES!!!! thank you everyone who Favorited this!!!!
FINALLY ON THE FIRST PAGE OF POPULAR IN LAST 3 MONTHS!!!!
*feels accomplished* -
Jun 30, 2011
i wonder why only one has mentioned Liet
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Good luck trying to find a straight man in Hetalia. HEHE.
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Jul 01, 2011
Yeah never gonna find him. lol
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maybe japan?
greece isn't on this pic so there's no one to tempt him xD
russia's not straight cuz he's got canada ;D
but once again he's been forgotten...
but yeah... this is hetalia.
even if someone was straiht, they wont be for long xDDD -
heee ?? straight ? i guess there's no straight guy in here =w=
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Jul 01, 2011
OMG. None. There is no straight guy in Hetalia.
Okay, so Austria has Hungary and Liet has Belarus - actually, all of them have tons of pairings made by fandom. But they *are* nations, so I don't think gender would matter to them. But I've been reading a lot of doujins and fanfics recently that describe or imply them to be bisexual. :/
Anyway, the challenge is impossible to solve. THERE ISN'T ONE WHO IS STRAIGHT. (Not unless Himaruya-sensei will actually state it - though, I doubt it since there will be the flames of fangirl wrath coming his way if he does declare them straight. :/) -
XD Omg all the comments.
@Cat101495; Lol yeah Italy's DEFINITELY not straight. XD I mean we've all seen how he loved patting Germany's butt, right? ;3 -
Jul 01, 2011
Trick question. They're countries; they don't care.
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Jul 01, 2011
@KiiroiKotori
He blushes because the fans made him like that. He's not a whiny, blushy uke who can't defend himself, he's not Sweden's wife.
I blame some of the fans for making him such a thing, Fin is a 20-old man who defeated /Russia/, I really doubt he'd whiny and be scared and blush of everything...
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Jul 01, 2011
mission failed!
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Jul 01, 2011
FRANCE!! FRA-/shot
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Jul 01, 2011
It's easy! It's Canada, but you can't see him! 8D *shot*
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already uploaded guys, this doble post D:
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its austria!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 01, 2011
Austria's gay for Prussia. -Waiting to get shot-
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Jul 01, 2011
-shoots SubconsciousSuicide- WRONG ANSWER.
Austria's gay for Switzerland. Prussia is gay for Canada. -
Jul 01, 2011
@Gladimir
SORRY BOUT THAT! WRONG ANSWER! both prussia AND Austria are in fact straight for hungary... -
Jul 01, 2011
it has to be france...
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OMG this is gonna be hard
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us and russia...?
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Jul 02, 2011
China. Definately....aaannndd maybe England. Maybe. XD
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Jul 02, 2011
lithuania. he has a crush on belarus, remember?
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Jul 02, 2011
i thought lithuania had a thing for poland? O.O EITHER WAY THEIR ALL GUY =W=
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Jul 02, 2011
It's Tony. (He's a guy, right?)
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Jul 02, 2011
let's accept it....
there's no straight guy in hetalia
canada had some chemistry with cuba -
there are no straight guys. either they're straight or bi =w=
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i'm getting the feeling that France is the straight one...
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Jul 02, 2011
^ LIES. He rapes every nation, remember? 8D
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PFFFT--
They're all bi or gay. Simple as that. :3 You will NEVER find them! -
lol at HakaineHari14, thats true XD
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IT'S CHINA!!!!!! :D
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CHALLENGE FAILED
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Jul 03, 2011
Grandpa Rome~ :D
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Jul 03, 2011
how 'bout grandpa rome with germania?
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Jul 03, 2011
Teeheeee~ Ahhh... Just accept it! There's no one STRAIGHT in Hetalia~ #shotted
Hey! HRE is kissing Chibitalia? Remember? Even the child do it! Kesesesese..... #SLAP -
....chibiromano ?
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Jul 03, 2011
The straight guy?
CANADA... See he is right there!
Don't you see him? owo -
Jul 03, 2011
*shoots SubconsciousSuicide and Gladimir2728*
You're both wrong...
Prussia is gay for Russia.
*shot herself* -
Jul 04, 2011
KUMAJIROU IS THE STRAIGHT GUY!!! I KNOW IT!!!!
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I found waldo-- oh wait.
It's Romanoooooo.
Just cause-- I say so. -
In a sense... They're all straight...? //Gets trampled on and beaten up by fangirls
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I think it's Austria...why, I don't know...
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I guess France isn't an option.
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It has to be Austria, he wuz married to Hungary. (Swits is straight too)
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Jul 04, 2011
LOLz that`s IMPOSSIBLE~XD!
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Jul 05, 2011
Hmmmmm....I'd say the Italies....because they're strongly catholic. yeahhhh.....my inner spain/Romano fangirl hates to admit that.
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Jul 05, 2011
no straight men in hetalia
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WALDO.
I found him, could you? -
Jul 05, 2011
It's the person who accepted the challenge!!
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Jul 05, 2011
Maybe it's one of Japan's ninjas...
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There's so many gay guys, any gay girls?
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There's so many gay guys, any gay girls?
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@HakaineHari14 that's the joke...
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Jul 07, 2011
Why does everyone keep saying China? I mean, whatever happened to Rochu, Nichu, Amechu and all the rest of his pairings?
THIS QUESTION IS IMPOSSIBLE. IT JUST IS. -
THIS IS THE HARDEST CHALLENGE EVER!!!!
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Jul 07, 2011
Ehhh...I'd say Austria, but he's at most Bisexual xD
YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM! >:D MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! -
every. last. one. of. them. is. straight.
pffffft!!!
(my bet is finland, and russia. because when france tried to take his clothes off, even though he said he wasn't really bothered by it, he was just not into that sorta thing. didn't france like get finland naked and there was that photo of them with latvia.......what made himaruya think of that.isn't that illegal)
that and the canon of the post-interview comic.....you know with the question of what kind of girl each guy liked, most of them answered. -
Jul 07, 2011
Straight guy = the stick figure.
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LOL XDDDDD
IMPOSSIBLE -
wait wait i can figure this out *grabs english friend* DO YOU SEE ANY FLYING MINT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!?!??
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Imo everyone's bi, as the 'gayness' is fanservice! |D *shot for ruining the fun*
Ita, Al, Romano and France also flirts with girls, so they're most likely bi. Sweden is stated to only have gay-feelings for Finland, not anyone else, while Finland is 'too fluffy' to be completely straight xD The same applies to China too. Japan likes yaoi, so he's not that straight. Even if Austria married Hungary, he still had feelings for Switz as a kid.
Russia is definitely gay, I don't get why people says he's straight when he's all about China, he likes to invade Poland AND he likes to dress the Baltics in tutus >n>'''
I'm not sure if Iggy or Spain are gay or if it's just fanservice .__.
I think Liet is the straight guy, he has feelings for Belarus, while he sees Poland only as a friend (even if Poland acts like that on him) and hates Russia. Possibly Germany, he fell in love as HRE with Chibitalia whom he thought were a girl, and he watches straight porn (even though the anime strongly hints on GerIta). Maybe Al and Romano (or Iggy or Spain) are straight too, but I dunno with the USUK and Spamano fanservice going around...
......I'm looking too much into the characters, aren't I? xDDD; -
@ KiMuffin : I agree, the 'gayness' is fanservice, this everyone's straight.
Sorry for intruding too , I don't like Yaoi, to be honest.
But I'm sorry I'll be taking Sweden out of the answers , he's officially gay for Finland. cB -
Jul 08, 2011
@ ChinaPandax: I'm sorry, but France's official sexuality is pansexual. And Sweden's been confirmed as officially homosexual for Finland by Himaruya. Even if you don't like yaoi, you have to accept that, in some cases, it is canon.
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Mission Impossible: Hetalia Style XD
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Liking yaoi and/or m/m doesn't necessarily mean one is gay.
Straight females, straight males, lesbians, bisexual females, gay men, bisexual males can like yaoi.
(I have anecdotal evidence of all of the above except for bisexual males. From interacting with fellow fans, fellow con-goers, etc.)
One's rl sexual orientation doesn't always have a correlation with one's favored reading material.
/end PSA
tl;dr: I gotta go with Roderich on this one. Although Roderich/Eliza/Gilbert does sound fun...
Vash is out of the picture because I support Vash/gun >=D -
Jul 09, 2011
Actually their all straight EXCEPT Sweden, France, and (perhaps) Italy and Germany
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Jul 09, 2011
FOUND 'EM!
It's the Challenge Accepted guy, obviously. -
Jul 09, 2011
Ok so even though most every character has a pairing, the only person confirmed by Himaruya to homosexual feelings is Sve. But I think very one one likes fan-made pairings much better X3
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Jul 10, 2011
Honestly. I agree with Evan.
Except, Austria was married to Hungary. So it must be him. B|
... Howeverrrr... I did claim his vital regions. owo... -
China? Straight? Really? *is a RoChu (RussiaxChina) and NiChu (JapanxChina) shipper*
... NOT ON MY WATCH, ARU. :D
... And Liet-kun is straight for Belarus... But gay for Po-chan :D (I'll make sure of it) -
Jul 10, 2011
i wasn't aware they even had a sexual orientations to be honest .the whole shounen-ai thing is pretty fanservice though. but its official that Sweden is gay for finland and france is....france. XD
so, because of that....they are "straight" (Sweden and France excluded) until Himaruya tells us otherwise.
but there is a joke like this, and the answer was Austria so... -
What is this where's waldo? XD
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Jul 11, 2011
Here's a hint: ALL OF THEM (except for Berwald)
It's the fans who pair the characters. Himaruya has never once made Germany say to Italy "I love you. Let's bone :D".
I also wish people would use their own artwork for things like this. Because it's clear that whoever made this just took a picture out of their Hetalia folder and added an internet meme and some text.
And @KiiroiKotori. Just because someone is "way too cute and fluffy to be straight" doesn't mean that they're gay. That's called jusdging a book by its cover. And if I were to judge you just by your comment, I might say some things I might regret. -
Everyone's gay.
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Jul 11, 2011
lets see... Austria x Prussia, Austria x Switzerland, Japan x Greece, Fruk (France x England), America x England, Spamano (spain x Romano) ,Italy x Germany, China x Russia, Finland x Sweden,Prussia x Germany, England x Japan, and Russia x Lithuania
DAMN IT!!! NOBODY IS STRAIGHT TT.TT Except for Austria he is married -
Jul 11, 2011
NO ONE IS STRAIGHT. D:
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NO STRAIGHT GUY IN HETALIA!!!
NO ONE!! -
BAHAHAHA!! LMFAO!! xD! I Love This! lol
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Jul 12, 2011
It's DEFINATELY not Sweden.
Himaruya stated to the public that Sweden is homosexual and only has feelings for Finland. Which makes me wonder WHY he even needed to bother stating it... -
No matter how hard you may try, there is no straight guy. Or girl. The yaoi/yuri fangirls will always find a way... e.e"
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Jul 13, 2011
I think it's the stick figure >.> Not all that sure though
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I actually think Liet's straight too.. He has a crush on Belarus and I'm not believing Poland is a guy. 8I
But I also have to give @KiMuffin hands down the best explanation on this. It's the only one that makes sense, in my opinion.
RUSSIA ATE WALDO, FOOLS. -
NONE!!!! HAHAHA!!
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Ahahha, don’t state the reason here, fan service or not, this is for fun (don’t be serious, some people sound offending here isn’t it?)
And beside.. None of them are straight *shot* let’s see all the possible pairing for those that appear in da pic
GerIta , ItalyxJapan, JapanxChina, Rochu, RussAme, RussLiet , USUK, SuFin, Spamano, Asakiku, AusSwitz, PrusAus, PruCan, PruGer…… and France…. No need to mention…right? -
I'm going to say my guesses that are based on the ACTUAL SERIES.
1. Austria. He is married to Hungary
2. America. England almost confessed to America but America has shown NO signs that he likes England. Plus he talks about girls some times.
3. Russia. He has also shown no sign of gay love in the series although he avoids his sisters all of the time. And sitting on Canada does NOT mean he's gay for him.
4. China. There have been no signs of RussiaxChina and KoreaxChina in the series yet. Besides Korea hasn't even appeared in the anime so far!
5. Romano. In the manga it says he loves talking to girls and sweet talks them all of the time.. Yet he dosen't get along with GUYS.
And cool your jets. xD Just because I'm saying this dosent mean I'm dissing the yaoi... I actually <3 USUK. xD -
almost most of the answers were austria but in the manga austria was married to spain during the habsburg empire xD
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lol... but I still believe Finland is gay, or he'd already have told Sweden off. They are really obvious :/ Okay, Fin probably only sees Suu as a friend, but I only stated my opinion, so here is my white flag, now ignore me and my nonsense comments.
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They're nations, they don't care.
The only reason Sweden is officially gay is because Sweden is one of the most gay friendly countries in the world
And to the people basing their answers off of the Anime/Manga:
Did you forget that the series is based off of history?? At one point they were all married to another male nation or invaded another male nation's vital regions. Just because Himaruya didn't draw it yet, doesn't mean it didn't happen. -
Jul 16, 2011
umm, romano is the only staright one in the pic
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Jul 16, 2011
I SAY AUSTRIA.
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Jul 17, 2011
Austria. haha he's the only one i can think of that would be straight.
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@DontQuestionIt, I WANNA LIVE IN SWEDEN NOW!!!!!!
oh and everyone should look up Austrian IKEA commercials on youtube. . .
=3=
/shot/bricked/kicked/punched/
DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT~~!!!!!!!!! -
Jul 17, 2011
Straight man? Austria would be the closest. Everyone else. Nah.
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Jul 17, 2011
I THINK IT'S SWEDEN 8'D *dummy*
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Jul 18, 2011
if France is in the picture; straight went out the window of a 100 story building XD
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Hey... I'm thinking more along the lines of Estonia and Latvia being the only two straight men-- er... man and boy... Because Latvia... just look at him! He's just sitting there being all cute and whatnot... not necessarily looking for any love, right? *SHOT BY LATVIA'S FAN-GIRLS*
And as for Estonia... He's straight because everyone knows that he secretly treats Ukraine like his homework... HE PUTS HER ON THE TABLE AND DOES HER ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
...like a boss. :D
...and just because I love Kiku Honda, I'm going to dedicate a few words to him, too. Yes, in the actual series, he's straight, but to me, I see him as more of a bisexual tsundere. Why a tsundere, you may ask? Because Japan is so damn cute, he invented his own definition of tsundere, okay??? -
Jul 18, 2011
Am I the only one who thinks it could be America? X3
Like, just because he tried to date to a tranny doesn't mean anything! .... Hmph.
Seriously though, if I had to pick one it'd be either Italy or America. YES, ITALY! North and South. They're so straight they sleep in bed naked with other men!
That doesn't sound right.
Just scratch that. I pick Romano and America! -
Jul 18, 2011
Austria.., I hope, cuz in my world he's dating or married to Hungary. And I hope foe her sake that he's straight...
The rest? Good luck. -
Jul 19, 2011
Ummmm..... HUNGARY IS THE ONLY STRAIGHT GUY!!! She's more manly than any of them!
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Jul 19, 2011
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
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Jul 20, 2011
well i hate to burst everyone's "austria is the straight guy" but...he was married to spain..."The two were married within the union of the other countries in the House of Hapsburg."
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Jul 20, 2011
i'd say romano is straight. also i'm unsure of what alfred's sexual orientation is since he's yet to have shown romantic feelings towards anyone, but i can't say that he's asexual for sure since there's like no other latin american countries in hetalia besides cuba. i'd have to see his interactions with them before i make up my mind on what his sexual orientation is.
also i have no clue about canada's,sealand's,latvia's,seborga's, or switzerland's sexual orientatons are -
CHALLENGE DENIED 8DDD
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@Nikuxini;
what's so funny about our IKEA commercials? :/ -
Here's the solution:
It's Switzerland and Netherlands. :D -
Jul 21, 2011
Guys It's Canada, hes not even in the gay group
(Don't hurt me idk who these people are, nor do I watch it D:) -
Jul 21, 2011
^ who?
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Jul 21, 2011
^ Canada o.0
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Jul 22, 2011
trick questions...
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Yeah, It has to be Japan, because he said he prefered women, yuri... and possibly yaoi... Not completely straight, but is there any other kind? ^^
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@KiiroiKotori Never said they were funny, but I do find them entertaining..... And never meant anything to your Country.... If I could Id hug the commercial writers.... I wish America had those kinds of commercials....It would make my life....
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i'm loving that stick figure so much right now.
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I would guess Austria, but then he would go well with Germany. Hungary wouldn't mind it. But then Germany and Italy andJapan and China/Russia/France....*goes on*
NUUU! I failed the challenge!!! -gets shot and shot again for surviving- -
Jul 25, 2011
I'LL FIND OUT, IN BED!!!!
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It's Austria, it has to be. Hungary x Austria is canon.
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Prussia x Hungary, Austria x Hungary, and Romania x Hungary.
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I say they're all bisexual... they're nations, the wouldn't care about that kind of thing ^^'
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Jul 26, 2011
DUH CHINA.
Because China's a girl. owo -
Jul 26, 2011
[/starts humming the Mission Impossible theme song]
And sorry to disappoint MiyuKun, but Yao is male.
Which basically makes this MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. -
@Nikuxini;
don't think anything about it lol ~ I gotta admit, some of them were funny.. ^^ -
Jul 27, 2011
@Vashiane
DANG IT. >:U -
Jul 27, 2011
Then it's the...Stickguy?
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Jul 28, 2011
Lithuania, right? I mean, does he not like Belarus? O.O;
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How about....me? LOL Just kidding guys....Once I dreamt Feli hug his brother Lovi cause he scared Germany-Guess what? Boss does jealous! XD Ok now this is the point: noone of them straight! period. X3~~~~~
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Omg you guys are still at it o,o I already gave up I have no idea who it is xDD
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HA-HA Nice Joke, A Straight Guy? in Hetalia? BUAHAHAHHAHA
Woooow~ so many comments. -
Depending on who you ship...(Come to conclusion) Depends on who the straight guy is!!! I WIN! I WIN! I won't get shot!
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Aug 02, 2011
@Relele
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Aug 02, 2011
SEEING as how Canada's not there... Oh, wait, he is. Dammit.
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How is this still being commented on?
Oh god, they are all straight other than France(Since he thinks both male and female are beautiful. He /seems/ to be bi) and Sweden.
I wouldn't think that the author of Hetalia(FF I always forget his name) would want his little babies to all be gay now would he.
POLAND HAS NO GENDER. IT WILL FOREVER BE A MYSTERY, 'CAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE IT'S A HE.
So Liet isn't gay either~. -
@Latvia, IMAAAGGEENNNAAATTTIONNNNN~~~!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 04, 2011
Whoever said France must have not watch Hetalia. XD
He's the Universal Pedo/****, he's a pervert to everybody, everything, everytime.
But I believe Austria is indeed straight though he has motherly instincts. (-_-") -
Well, I kinda changed my opinion.. C:
I still think Austria is straight.
France and Prussia are bi. (:
Prussia is just that awesome, so he can invade the regions from both genders. ;D -
Aug 04, 2011
IS IT SWEDEN? CB -shot-
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Aug 05, 2011
NONE!! Haha!! Straight guy in Hetalia!? pfffttt...
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Aug 05, 2011
The straightist guy in Hetalia would either be Germania or Estonia.
Germania because back when all the German nations were like colonies and they made Germania, being anything but straight was pretty much illigal. BUT I do ship Germania/Rome, just cause it's adorable~
As for Estonia, he dosn't really show any signs that he is, in fact, gay. Well, then again he hasn't had much show time, but that's besides the point. I personally don't ship Estonia in any pairings, because there's no one that would look good with him. He's more of an asexal person....Or computer-sexual....He's to smart for people~! -
Aug 06, 2011
Oh dear, Mr Stick Figure. You just took on an impossible challenge. You're never going to find the straight guy in Hetalia in a million years.
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Zerochan.
Stop it.
You're not tumblr. -
OH MY GOD! Too many comments to read!
As sad as it may be, you need to give up Stickfigure man D: -
Tricky...
I'm gonna say New Zealand! 8D
Because you'd never know either way =3 -
Aug 08, 2011
Pfft! Guys, its Canada x)
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Aug 08, 2011
So guuuys... I totally think it's Sealand ... ... I mean... He's just a kid O__o ... Or maybe Bulgaria? xDDD
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Aug 08, 2011
Out of all of these comments, I only found a few that were history-based rather than anime/manga-based. Quite honestly, the time piriod and global location have a HUGE impact on any contry's sexuality (if they even care). I mean, most of the world wan't 'homophobic' until Christianity spread-not that that stayed around, or was in every single area on the map- and I'm not saying that to put down anyone.
Also, why does everyone think that Austria is the straight one? Do you /know/ how many marriges he's been in? He was married to Russia at one piont. RUSSIA. But that still does mean he's gay, either. Just because the countries get married, doesn't mean the actual charecters get "married". (I'm not trying to bash yaoi/yuri whatevs, I'm just trying to piont out that this was probably made for the luls and if you want to take it seriously, but the history into consideration along with the manga. :D) -
@Mairezu
I have read every single comment~
And I have to say, so many people think the same.... -
Aug 11, 2011
And that Stick figure is still looking,over a month later (-_-)
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Aug 11, 2011
I can show a list of all the pairings the fan base has come up with...most of them boyxboy. XD
I like straight pairings too, but that's just me. It's not just me, right? owo -
Aug 11, 2011
RIGHT THERE *circles Lithuania*
Jk guys.
Maybe. -
Aug 12, 2011
I like to think that all nations are bisexual because of unions between countries. Take Spain and Austria for example.
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Aug 12, 2011
They are countries.
Countries have no sexual preference. :B -
Since they are countries,I don't think they even care about that.All of them had a gay/straight relationship at least once.Trust me :)
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I Think It's
Austria . . .
Maybe. . Or Japan
'Cuz One Episode I Saw
When Italy Hugged Japan
Japan Pushed Him Away,
I Also Think Germany's Straight
But Then Again He Did Kiss Italy In One Episode
(He Kissed Him On the Cheek Though. . .Also
Germany Has 'Dirty Magazines' So Who Knows) -
Aug 14, 2011
There is just one right answer:
France!
I mean, come on, how could he actually be gay...?
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Aug 14, 2011
@XPeterXRabbit
...hi be my new best friend.
The points you've made are excellent
No seriously you guys not everyone in this series is gay.
Get over yourselves. -
Aug 14, 2011
Austria
Germany
Prussia
America for sure
England
Feliciano -
Aug 14, 2011
@melbakxd
Hungary's QUITE the lucky lady ain't she? ;) -
Aug 15, 2011
Alas, the gaydar is going crazy, this challenge is not legit!!
I think thats appropriate for them thou cause nations can have relations with any other nation so to say they were straight would belike saying that country would only relate with certain other countries -
Aug 15, 2011
History wise, they've all been marrying each other for centuries. So I'd say they're all bi.
I couldn't agree that even Sweden is gay. He's gay according to FINLAND, which is probably part of the stereotype that all Finns think Swedes are gay.
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C'mon, people. No one is gay, and no one is straight in Hetalia. Even Austria was married to Spain, uuh ? And also, the thing is that there's too much guys to get out anyone straight, except maybe the girls, eeh. But we're talking about guys, so...
* fangirl squeak * B-but, I'd LOVE to say Prussia is straight, cause I'm a big PruHun fanatic, but he has that obession over Austria, and one over Ita-cha too... -
Omg still?! Even I am commenting .-. //shot// I believe they are all Bi the end 8D
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Did you know...
...that Sweden is the only Hetalia character to have a confirmed sexuality?
It has been said by Hidekaz Himaruya that Sweden is homosexual. It has also been said that he only acts that way towards Finland. Sweden seems to be the only character with a confirmed sexuality.
(I got it from Hetalia Archives >:D) -
PEOPLE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, ALRIGHT!
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Aug 24, 2011
I got it! It's Sealand-kun!
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Aug 24, 2011
Sealand loves Sweden - san ;D
Liet is total gay because of Poland
I think China loved Russia for a while, so he isint straight too
maybe Canada cuz I think USA is like brother to him and love for France is forgotten long ago -
Aug 24, 2011
OH I KNOW!!! it's France!!!it must be him.it's the only logical answer!!right?.....right?
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Lol, I love all of these messages :'D. They're just so epic. Ok, ok. So let's say that: (in fangirls' minds) THEY'RE ALL (well, expect for Berwald-san) BISEXUAL! For the sake of hetero- and homosexual relationships shippers here xD. That way we can all be happy and live in peace! *shot*.
... that hurt Vash T3T -
GAME OVER....
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@UnchartedMind
So True..Ugh~! That's
Why I Love Sweden But Yeah..Guyz
Everyone In The Show Has Do Be Bisexual
Plus Isn't The Show In The BiShouen Or I Think
Shouen Ai Category (Sorry If I Misspell) So
This Is An Epic FAIL..! Sorry Stick Man You Lose >:D
But It Doesn't Matter This Shows Still Epic XD -
Aug 30, 2011
No one has said Spain is strait so I say Spain!!!
Picture: Epic FAIL
Me: aw I was sure I was right no one else said spain is strait so I say it... -
I finally got it figured out.
Romano hates men and thinks Spain is just after his inheritance (unfortunately)
Lithuania is in love with Belarus
And France is Bi.
BUT! America /did/ invent the Gay Ray so we can just hit them with that. right? -
Sep 02, 2011
Lol reminds me of Barney Stinson
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I'm guessing Romano, but I really don't think this is possible x(!!
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Sep 05, 2011
YOUR NEVER GONNA FIND HIM! Lol But I keep thinking its America...*is a hardcore America fan*
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Sep 05, 2011
well we all know that ita not sweden
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Sep 05, 2011
You know on deviant art there was a panda in the pic too and thats who everyone agreed that was the only straight one. Well now that I look at this. Lets see. 1..2..3...BY GOD THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION! Can we say the challenge accepted guy? Because I'm pretty sure the rest of them are as straight as a pancake or bisextual at the very least.
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I SAY IT'S LIET. Poland is a girl.
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Sep 06, 2011
Mister Austria >///<
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I'll say none of them :|
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Sep 10, 2011
it's got to BE LITHUANIA..... I know it... :D
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Sep 10, 2011
this has to be the longest discussion ever O_o
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Sep 11, 2011
Hm, i finally got up to comment on this. I'd say they're all bi, with either no sexual preference or both. Sweden is the only confirmed one, though Himaruya-sensei does make Hetalia easy for yaoi/slash references.
but if i had to choose...it'd be romano, austria or america. which is weird since my OTPs are USUK and Spamano... -
i like the "challenge accepted" face. haha
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Based on actual facts, I think the straight ones are:
Germany - tends to be straight, in spite of all the GerIta hints. I think he's just confused, cause Italy hugs and kisses him all the time and he isn't used to lovey-dovey stuff, that's why he thinks he has a crush on Italy.
Remember in "Buon San Valentino", he tries to think about doing 'stuff' with Italy, but then he gets horrified at the thought, because Italy is male.
Plus, he watches straight porn.
Prussia - is straight, too, cause he has a crush on Hungary.
Romano - cause he wants to kiss Belgium as a kid.
HRE - cause he thinks Chibitalia is a girl. (then again, HRE may be Germany)
Germania - he has many descendants.
Bisexual ones:
Italy - definitely. His first love is HRE, a guy, but then he flirts with girls and he may be attracted to Germany, too.
Japan - has sex with Greece, but he tries to impress girls in one episode.
France - flirts with everyone.
Grandpa Rome - he loved girls, but he says that he regrets he didn't experiment with boys, too.
Austria- was married to guys and to Hungary, too.
Completely gay:
England- never shown any interest in girls and he is hinted to have a crush on America.
Poland - dresses in skirts way too often.
Ambiguous: the rest of them. Although, I think there is a high possibility Russia and Norway may be asexual. -
I GIVE UP
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The challenge is over on my side, my friend said it's Switzerland
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@lemonfreak92
Cross dressing doesn't make Poland gay; there are a lot of straight cross dressers. The fact he ask Liet to show him his "pecker" does. England doesn't necessarily have to be gay just because he "doesn't show any interest in girls", it just hasn't come up, and I personally think he has a strictly brotherly relationship with America but that's just me. How can you say Japan had sex with Greece so surely? I'm not so sure about Prussia's crush. Just because Italy and Romano had childhood crushes doesn't mean they stay the same in adulthood. When did Austria marry a boy :O!?
Still, I agree with your view on France and Germany. -
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I think we all are taking this waaaaay too seriously... :3 But in the end, there are as many opinions as there are people
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Sep 21, 2011
NO ONE MENTIONS ABOUT GRANPA ROME :OOO
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@KleinerSkollexxx I believe there is one strip where Japan and Greece wake up in morning in the same bed and claim to not know what happened the night before (I think)
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Sep 22, 2011
KleinerSkollexxx
Austria was married to Spain, at one point.
Spain, well, he is at least bisexual.
Japan DID have sex with Greece, it's mentioned on TvTropes.
I agree too with the fact that America and England are more like brothers, even though England appears to have some sort of unusual affection for America (he blushes and gives him chocolate on Valentine's Day).
Prussia is definitely attracted to Hungary, as he is stricken when he sees her ****s.
Italy is most surely attracted to Germany as he bursts into Germany's bathroom and (while blushing) asks Germany if he likes him and insists that Germany tells him he loves him. He also tells Germany he loves him TWICE. And he frequently kisses Germany on impulse. So Italy hasn't changed since childhood.
Romano may be bisexual. Not sure.
Poland is definitely gay because he has much more 'strange' tendencies than just crossdressing often.
I also think Russia may be gay or at least bisexual since he chases after China.
Sweden is bisexual or gay just for Finland.
(Also, in reality, Finns consider many Swedish men to be gay and the same for Italians. A lot of Europeans and Americans believe many Italian men are gay lol.) -
Sep 23, 2011
Lol. Well... the only one with a confirmed sexuality is Sweden, but Hidakaz Himaruya said he was gay, only acting this way toward Finland. So... yeah.
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@egomaniacallure
Prussia was surprised that she was female because she's masculine. He'd grown up with males, and decided he had to treat a woman different, more polite.
Poland and Sweden are actually gay in canon, not arguing.
Still not sure how you can say Romano's bisexual, he's never shown any signs of liking men. I can see Veneziano as gay, I guess.
Did TvTropes cite Japan and Greece's sex? I'm genuinely curious. -
Sep 24, 2011
Give me the rights to Hetalia... and then- shot
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My opnion is:
Prussia: I think he likes Austria. He chases him all the time, but i'm not sure if he likes Hungary. Seems like he's kinda clumsy with women... He's bisexual, he has a crush on Italy.
Germany: He's straight, gay only for North Italy.
Russia: Bisexual. He likes Lithuania and chases China, but cares for Belarus.
China: Straight.
Japan: I really dunno. But he slept with Greece, i think he's bissexual.
North Italy: Bisexual. He loved HRE knowing that he was a guy, but he flirt with beautiful womens.
South Italy: Straight . He hates men! (I like Spamano, please don't kill me ;A;)
Greece: Bisexual. I think he likes Japan.
Sweden: Straight, gay only for Finland.
Grandpa Rome: Curious. LOL.
America: Straight. Gay only for England.
England: Bisexual. Gay only for America.
France: Assumed bisexual, but more gay. He likes boys more than girls.
Finland: Straight. Or bisexual. I think he likes Su-san... I think.
Austria: Bisexual.
Poland: Gay.
Lithuania: Straight.
Canada: Straight.
Spain: Bisexual, OF COURSE, DUH.
(Sorry for bad english ;A;) -
Sep 25, 2011
This is a trick question.
@Kitsune you forgot GerFra D: -
Sep 26, 2011
The levels of win in this picture are... OVER 9000!!!!!!!
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@HollyChan, How do you know America likes England? He didn't give a hint that he likes him romantically. I think America sees England as an older brother.
Also, England, on the other side, is hinted to have a small crush on America, but not the other way. -
Sep 26, 2011
Is this a trick question?
*hides yaoi doujins in pocket desperately* -
@lemonfreak92
I don't know. But he asked chocolates from England in valentines day... Hmm... I really don't know either. Their relationship is complicated. -
Sep 30, 2011
It's clearly the stick figure guy in the bottom panel. /shot
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@Hollychan I don't think America is actually liking England (maybe the other way around, coz honestly, real life relationship is pretty weird since America is close to UK in real) (this go on and on lol, this is the 3rd time I'm commenting)
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GFAUJBDSAUJBDUJXIHSDQ*#Y@WGD
SO MANY FREAKING COMMENTS. -
If you look at these countries historically and in reality, they're, uh, bi. Countries making unions with other countries, invading other countries etcetcetc.
Hetalia- wise, I say Switzerland and Netherlands. :3
But really, it's all up to the fans if they want to think or make the characters gay. -
Pshh... Its the stickman. o:
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Oct 03, 2011
^ LOL
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Oct 04, 2011
Despite the fact that most people would say Italy and France are the gayest, may I remind everyone that /they/ unlike most of the cast, have shown interest in /women/.
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once france entered the show he made everyone gay //hit
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@fliff
search "Touhou" on google. -
Oct 06, 2011
WTF?!
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Oct 07, 2011
failed. --''
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SINCE NEARLY EVERY HETALIA FAN HAS COMMENTED ON HERE, I'VE DECIDED I SHOULD JOIN THE PARTY~ BUT YOU ALL TOOK THE WITTY COMMENTS SO...
I LIKE APPLES.
THERE.
DONE.
/they are all bisexual. -shot multiple times- -
IT'S SUICIDE!!!!! NO ONE IS STRAIGHT! THEY'RE ALL BISEXUAL!!!
us x uk
us x russia
us x japan
france x uk
uk x japan
gremany x italy
spain x romano
italy x romano
uk x spain
fin x sweden
prussia x germany
prussia x austria
russia x china
japan x china
lithuania x russia
lithuania x us (possible cause ya know why)
AND MANY MORE! NO ONE IS SAFE OK?! NO WAY!!!!! NO HOW!!!! DX -
Oct 09, 2011
Straight? I don't think so. Bisexual? Yep.
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Oct 11, 2011
lol what straight guy? 8D
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Oct 12, 2011
//sits back and watches as people get all butthurt and srsbzns over the pic//
Seriously though, it bothers me when the countries are put as being just gay or straight.
Judging by their interaction in history, they either don't see gender or are bi (I'm not saying pan, because to my knowledge there have been no trans charas).
France just humps everything. -
Oct 12, 2011
It's a funny thing that no one is trying to push about the improbability of the notion of nations having gender in the first place. I mean, are nations suppose to be representing the entire society of the nations they represent? I think they don't have a gender and other people's theory of who's with who are totally rubbish. I'm not asserting that every thing is wrong is just that, you should acknowledge the fact that there is a possibility that they don't have preferences at all.
Is the episode about Japan and England and how their alliance started hinted something more? Is Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia considered a real pairing? Is the whole Sweden "feeling gay" for Finland even be taken into consideration? Those are some of the questions going around and I say, it's a load of codswallop to force the author what we want to have. It's his story not ours so, anyone doesn't have the right to flame the author. It's like the whole reason behind Hetalia's success is because of its yaoi pairings and not the idea of anthropomorphically-produced land masses. Let's leave the author on what he will do on the entire series and watch the show. -
Woahh, look at all these comments..o-o;;
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Oct 18, 2011
Here's the answer:
http://www.zerochan.net/810442 -
Oct 21, 2011
If I'd say England, I'd probably get killed 82738183791 times. And eventhough it's said Netherlands is straight... He is the friendliest to homoseksuals.. PerhapsbecauseheisgayforSpain *shot
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Oct 23, 2011
the stick figure is the straight guy here! o.o
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Oct 27, 2011
It's the stick figure... Wonder why not many have noticed.
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Nov 17, 2011
I prefer to believe that they all are >:- d
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The straight guy is the guy who accepted it
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Nov 28, 2011
It's the guy.
In the corner.
Up by RUssia.
The invisible guy in the corner is the straight guy.
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What does 'straight' mean? I can't find it in the hetalia dictonary??!!
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Dec 21, 2011
@Anguli :'straight' means hetero pairings
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Jan 02, 2012
To everyone who pushes this argument: Austria is not automatically straight just because he was married to Hungary. That just means he's probably not gay. He could be bisexual. I'm pretty sure all of them are.
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Jan 04, 2012
@NekoDaManga-ka\\ I second that.
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Jan 30, 2012
I don't know. I always thought Prussia was straight since he seems to have a thing for Hungary, but seeing as he isn't pictured, I'm going to have to say Estonia. He is, after all, based on Himaruya, who I'm pretty sure is straight. He also doesn't seem to have any specific relationship with another guy that would warrant any suspicion.
But just to troll, I'm going to go ahead and say that NORTH ITALY IS SO HETEROSEXUAL OMG. -
Feb 15, 2012
I'm pretty sure that Prussia is the only straight guy there.
China might be too...probably... -
It's France.
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Mar 06, 2012
Mission Failed.
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Mar 21, 2012
Mission impossible.
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IT'S A TRAP!!!!
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Mar 31, 2012
I don't know about this, but Russia as the straight one...? Don't you know that he's secretly into little boys? xD **little laaatvia**
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Apr 20, 2012
Switzerland, for sure !
And maybe China... -
HRE: Straight because he likes Chibitalia and doesn't know that she's a he xD
Grandpa Rome: He often flirts with girls and interests in Germania( Germania is a girl, right?) so he must be a straight.
Thailand: I saw people ship him with no one but Vietnam so I think he's straight.
Hong Kong: Straight because I don't see anything prove that he has any interesting in boys or girls.
Switzerland: Straight because all he cares about is his little sister(Liechtenstein)~
Macau, Estonia and Latvia: I think they are straight because I haven't seen much yaoi pair have them in and Latvia's still a kid xD
Lithuania: Straight because the one he likes is Belarus~
Anyway, that just my opinion~ -
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Germania is a man sorry. Hong Kong took pictures of China in a maids-outfit once. (Comic) either than that it's pretty accurate. -
Apr 25, 2012
Pff, it's easy. They ALL are straight.
Take that! >:D -
Apr 27, 2012
Like, you know? Italy COULD be the straight guy, he just doesn't, like, know it. He seems to not understand many things that go on - if you totally think about it. Like, come on! It's not that hard to figure out~
And, like, totally don't get me started on me and Liet's relationship X3 -
the straight guy in the picture is me. i'm a ninja and i'm in that picture. i'm a girl and i love my cute boys, therefore i'm straight.
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May 06, 2012
The 'sane' part of me is LMFAOing at all your comments because I can't believe you're all taking this seriously when it was so obviously made for the lulz and nothing more. Unfortunately, 'sane' only takes up about .01% of my entire being. xD
NOW. To all those who said Austria was straight just because he's married to Hungary... He was married to Spain, too. Your arguments are invalid.
IMHO, I don't think that anyone in Hetalia could be particularly categorized as gay, straight, or bi because they are NATIONS. They don't give a flying **** about sexuality. And if they ever do, I'd say they're all bi at the very least. And Poland is an IT.
But there IS an answer to this. Kumajiro, Hanatamago, Tony, and the stick figure.
Let me just make it clear that even my comment was meant for the lulz. xDDD
I'M DONE. -
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Registered just so I could comment here :,D
1. America is a closet case bi-sexual. That or has deluded himself enough to suppress it. Seems like the norm over here in the states, it would figure for him. (The fangirl in me is also SCREAMING RusAme, but that's irrelevant here. OOOH OOOH. A WAY TO MAKE IT LOGICAL. Russia made America realize he was interested in guys, and thus came to hate/fear that he would let his secret out~! THUS THE COLD WAR.)
2. Lol at people who think Austria is straight. Just. Lol.
3. Is there anything about Lithuania that dubs him as bi/gay? He seems the most likely to be the straight on out of THIS lot. That's what I'd guess, if I were being serious. Which I am. BECAUSE HETALIA IS SRS BZNS.
4. China's been a confirmed guy~ We've seen him shirtless. Quit making the argument that China is the straight one. Besides, there's always Taiwan even IF China were a girl. PLUS it's asking for a straight GUY, so if China was a girl... just sayin'. -
austria is bi he has a trio with prussia and hungary :p
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May 25, 2012
( It's France! Defiantly France! //shot )
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May 30, 2012
>.> Austria is bi. He married Spain and Hungary. A man and a woman.
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May 30, 2012
Polands not in the picture so its Liet, (that is until Poland arrives)
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@lemonfreak92 yous's makes the most sense. . .
and EGADS I thought I'd never reach the bottom of this confounded page! -
Jun 01, 2012
Probably Austria.
I mean, he did marry Hungary for a while - and I like to think that there were legit feelings in there.
Otherwise - stick figure man just accepted something that could have never truly been answered.
Sweden has been stated as homosexual, though, so he's out even though he isn't in the picture. -
Jun 01, 2012
It's Austria, because he has Hungary. If not Austria, then France, because France had Jeanne.
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Dude, it's the stick figure! The stick figure is the straight guy!
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Jun 04, 2012
For God's sake... IT'S GRANDPA ROME! He even admitted that he was into chicks and not dudes and that he never experimented. Jeez.
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IMPOSSIBRU!!
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No one's going to be considered straight if fandoms are related there.
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Jun 20, 2012
Wait. Why is 9gag tagged? o.o
But anyways. So many comments. And the yaoi fangirls demand that they be gay. -
Jun 29, 2012
Found him.
Sweden. //shot dead -
Jul 02, 2012
I have no idea who it could be.. Well, it can't be Sweden, that's confirmed.
Only way to really find out is if Himaruya would confirm all their sexualities.. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! :'l
And @tatumreidcosplay Grandpa Rome isn't in the picture. -
Jul 02, 2012
I have no idea who it could be.. Well, it can't be Sweden, that's confirmed.
Only way to really find out is if Himaruya would confirm all their sexualities.. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! :'l
And @tatumreidcosplay Grandpa Rome isn't in the picture. -
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
maybe australia scince hes like always paired up with hungary *__*
personally i think finding one here is imposible and i like it to keep it that way!!!! XD -
Jul 13, 2012
It's easy, except for Sweden case, ALL of them were straight. The yaoi pairings stuff was actually all made by fan(girl)s which means they're fandom. They're all, like, countries! How can countries love countries like humans?
USUK, for example. In both manga and anime, their relationship are similar to every typical brothers, I think they're pretty normal. But when you read doujins, it's a whole new story. They make the UK and US, like, out of character. But it's fandom, everything is possible, and I also enjoys myself reading doujins like that too, but again, it is fandom.
Sometimes Hima throws in some, by what you guys called, hints. I don't sure if its random or Hima's fan service, but 80% all hint pairings are up to how you guys want to think of it.
I'm not judging anyone or anything, so don't take this too seriously, it's just my opinion. -
Jul 14, 2012
^ Yes! Someone who has sense!
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Let's solve this: They all are bi sexual. Now you can pair them with guys and at the same time you can dream them being your boyfriend. Nuff say
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Jul 23, 2012
I CAN'T DO IT!! *spazzes*
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Jul 27, 2012
austria and prussia... or germany... but yeah
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Jul 30, 2012
Easy the person sayin challenge accecptes is the straight dude.......... or is he?
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Let's see....They all are straight....they all like bewbs ...now shut up...
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Aug 20, 2012
I think that they are all straight even Sweden, he just doesnt know how to show his affection to Finland. France is just france and likes everyone that doesnt make him gay and italy loves germany but not like that. Fangirls will be fangirls and make yoai pairings it happens that doesnt make the characters themselves gay
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@Sienna_19 Us fangirls can dream though right? :>
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No you can't.
No one can.
We are all just a figment in Himaruya mind...we don't exist....we never have. -
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If we are not meant to exist, then why are we here?
What are our purposes?
Then-Oh wait... -
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Simple...our purpose in Himaruya mind is to fangirl or fanboy about Hetalia...while Himaruya sits and eats salad. -
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That explains the 2011 Bloodbath hiatus! He's watching the fandom! -
^ you guys are amazin! Keep it up!
I LOVE YOU KIRALOVE54! -
@RiriKaze
He was laughing while we was waiting in misery. Some people left to go fangirl or fanboy about Homestuck....it was the worst haitus this fandom has ever experienced.
The pixiv hetalians were watching us as well....they are like ninjas...we can't see them...but they are there...watching us...
@hetafan12
hurrhurr bayb love me for a long time <3333 -
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At least we know what he is doing when he's not updating Hetalia comics/pictures/doodles or uploading some random photography to fill space.
At times like this, I wish that Himaruya and Hussie will meet and have a troll-off with each other. -
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True.
Himaruya and Hussie....did you know the Hetastuck fans and some other people made a pairing of those two. XDDD
I bet those two are thinking of a way to troll us all over.
@Whoever likes hetalia
http://tmblrolympics.tumblr.com/fandomcensus
Vote for Hetalia here for the greatest fandom on tumblr...Homestuck is beating us...that's very disappointing....Himaruya would be ashamed -
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Yes, I know that pairing. Hussieruya, right? It's my guilty pleasure OTP (don't ask).
Those two are the best webcomic trolls. -
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That makes me wonder what Himaruya thinks of the western fandom....lol
Hussie too. -
I can't believe I just spent the time it took to read all that.... I'm not voting. I can't. Let's go with - the imagination!
And I guess the stickman works too.... -
Sep 06, 2012
im gona say things determined not in the anime
but in the manga THEY ARE CANNON
germany actually ASKED italy in marriage, wedding ring, flowers everything
sweden is officially gay
france is all-sexual
russia said lithuania was is ex to america (and imagined him in a dirty suit)
spain and france were found poking italys butt and wondering what it would feel if they put their **** in his hole
uk said his heart had been broken in the past couple of centuries (and he indirectly "asked" america to snuggle him
france and england were told to have sexual attraction between each other
AND ----> in manga reading sites hetalia is labeled as SHONEN-AI -
I agree with Sienna_19.
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@hetalialuffer<3
Silly fangirl, he WANTS us to believe all of that....while he's probably sitting somewhere in Japan laughing at all of us while eating salad.
He's just giving fan service....he's trolling us all over.
(btw Hetalia is not classified as Shounen-ai for the last time...I still can't believe people still believe that XD) -
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Noto-sama was a trolling prank too....the whole series is trolling us all!
He loves making all of us depressed of that fact that none of our ships are canon no matter how much hints he gives us.
The events? I bet he was in Japan drinking Egg Nog during Christmas while watching us all freak out and cry because Christmas never continued and April Fools never came.
The request, he just decided to give us a treat because how loyal we all were. (I've noticed you started adding more stuff XDD)
He's a booty head. -
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You noticed? Kudos to you then. XD
All the thing you listed does seem possible, but then again, this is Himaruya we are talking about. He is as unpredictable as the Armageddon and that's the whole reason why the HST existed.
On the (not-so) bright side, it's good that the rabid fangirls get that pirouette jump on the head that they deserve. I just ship anything that goes, I don't have an OTP or anything. -
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True....true...
@Anyone
Here have a brand new episode of Hetalia this is an episode of Hetalia Fantasia.
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Oct 16, 2012
TECHNICALLY CANON:
Sweden is gay but only for Finland.
Lithuania has a crush on Belarus. (Even though his soulmate ish Poland. (OTPalert))
Austria's been married to at least Hungary, but that doesn't really mean anything.... he's just so pretty.
China.... Actualy I think it's China. 8D
And to hetalialuffer<3
Germany proposed to Italy out of respect because he thought Italy had confessed and it was the right thing to do. (They won't really get together until they realize Germany ish Holay Rome. Which just got canon'd, BTW XD)
Yes Sweden is gay, and he is, like the perfect husband. XD
France is bi because he's France.
Russia's crazy and thinks of Lithuania as his ex/boyfriend/personal maid. But he's actually innocent and doesn't know what any of that really means.
I think France and Spain were just goofing around with Italy..... I hope. Plus that skit was deleted and not totally canon thusly.
We don't know Uke- I mean UK was talking about America (thoughhemighthavebeen) Maybe he had a thing for Joan of Arc too, or Mary Tudor, Or Seychelles-Chan. Or ME.
When'd he ask America to snuggle him? either way we all know he has issues.
The sexual tension thing was a joke. A true joke, but still.
XD I'm a fangirl too, but I can be realistic.
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LoveGunner1412, exactly where was it confirmed that Germany is in fact HRE?
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
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Lithuania has a thing for Belarus... IDK if that counts as being straight XD
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Dec 07, 2012
actually...they are all straight except Sweden
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Dec 10, 2012
Wow, reading all those comments sure took a LONG time. Phew! *sighs*
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Dec 28, 2012
That's strange.. who tag Canada
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chalange accepted....chalange failed lol
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Jan 26, 2013
the yaoi...is a lie...nuff said
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Jan 31, 2013
I can't believe I just read all those comments x.x
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It's a trick question!!
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NO ONE. >.>
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All of them :P
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May 08, 2013
IMPOSSIBRUU!!
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May 15, 2013
I'm a yaoi fangirl. Your argument is invalid. ._.
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the stickman. definitely stickman
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Sep 16, 2013
Oh hamburgers.
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Sep 16, 2013
The stick man is straight while the nations are pansexual/polysexual.
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Jan 30, 2014
Gosh, Why so many comments? It took me 25 minutes just to finish reading all of the comments
But just for laughs my answer is......................................... THE STICK MAN! XD
But if canon then I guess all of them except sweden and france are straight ._.
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Dec 28, 2014
Sweden is the only cannon gay. So in till proven everyone else is strait
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2015 and still finding the straight guy
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Feb 06, 2016
None they're straight neither gay. They all are demisexual. I don't ship and has no gay pairings , but does not automatically make me homophobia.I see people get too butthurt when people hate on their OTP, as if someone is bashing real people. Yeah, unless your OTP is you and your significant other, I don't get it. Honestly, they're just fictional characters that aren't mine. I don't care if you hate them
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lol have fun trying
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Jun 18, 2018
Austria was married to Spain
