Axis Powers: Hetalia #641829

Entry by Nikuxini on Wed Jun 29 06:47:15 2011.

Tags: Anime, Axis Powers: Hetalia, United Kingdom, Russia, Sweden, United States, China, Canada, Germany, France, Spain, North Italy, South Italy

Axis Powers: Hetalia, United Kingdom, Russia, Sweden, United States, China, Canada, Germany, France, Spain, North Italy, South Italy

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  • prussia-chan

    Jun 29, 2011

    your never going to find him!!!!! XDDDDDD

  • Its_Pokabu_NOT_Tepig

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Austria. =.= That is what I believe. And maaaaybeee Russia... >.>

    Lol great picture tho. XD

  • Hallevy

    Jun 29, 2011

    lololwut xD
    But yeah, I think it's Austria xD

  • Trimacle

    Jun 29, 2011

    I'd say Austria, but it's true about the possibilities of AusSwiss.
    Or Russia. Although, I picture him as more asexual. His whole "become one with me, da?" is not meant in a sexual way.
    Jeez, they're all either asexual or pansexual.

  • Kitsune

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    Jun 29, 2011

    none of them are straight XDDDD

    let's see how many pairings I can make ^_^ there's USUK (my OTP), FrUk, GerIta, AusGer, RusLiet, SuFin, FraSpa, Spamano, RusUS, RoChu, AusIta, ChinaJap, UKSpa, USLiet, JapIta, Itacest, USJap, UKJap, SpaAus, and everyone together!!! <333

    Hungary would have a field day with this~ lol

  • Nikuxini

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    Jun 29, 2011

    the first time i saw this i thought....THE STICK FIGURE!!!!! but i think i just ruined eveyones imagination....glad everyone enjoys it though....
    heh heh =_=l|l

    oh and this is not my own picture!

    Its America. Trust me.

  • nica-chan

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    Jun 29, 2011

    @Nikuxini: nyahahahaha...

  • fierynougat

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Straight man in Hetalia? Don't make me laugh. /shot

  • Kayako

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    Jun 29, 2011

    LOLOLOL. This picture is made of so much win.
    Austria can't really be straight either, since I'm pretty sure he had a little crush on Switzerland when he was little. :3 And he probably still has it now too. ♥

  • italiancupcake

    Jun 29, 2011

    epic win :D

  • Sasao90

    Jun 29, 2011

    Foolish stick figure! YOU SHALL NEVER FIND HIM!!!

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jun 29, 2011

    It's France! It's France!

  • aLiCe101

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    Jun 29, 2011

    @KiiroiKotori, yea france is as straight as a circle:P

    on another note,NO ONE IN HETALIA IS STRAIGHT.THERE IS NO ARGUMENT HEREXD

  • Otakutenchi

    Jun 29, 2011

    SOMEBODY POST THIS ON MEMEBASE

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Austria is straight :/ lol

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jun 29, 2011

    and I guess China could be, too.

  • Katiketta

    Jun 29, 2011

    Finland.
    Because even though Sweden has feelings towards him it doesn't mean Finland loves him back, it's not instant SuFin. |D

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Oh but Fin is always blushing >_< and even if he doesn't have feelings for Su, he's just too cute and fluffy to be straight XD

  • iiRussia

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    Jun 29, 2011

    HAH-HAH. XD

  • Cat101495

    Jun 29, 2011

    Just to completley mess with everyone's minds', I say Italy!! (I think it's obvious though, he's not XD)

    But, seriously, Austria is the most straight out of all of them and I still can see him paired with either Switzerland or Prussia, so... This is a trick question.
    The answer is: None of them.

  • Julietta

    Jun 29, 2011

    No, challenge denied... it's just impossible.XD

  • MsSpock

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Cameroon!!! maybe....

  • lovesanime

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    Jun 29, 2011

    china!!
    yep!!
    bw austria...could b straight..-_-
    could b

  • RusLove21

    Jun 29, 2011

    find the straight guy... well there's only one way to find out! >;DD

  • ChibiChii24

    Jun 29, 2011

    Umm ... Erm ... Give me 10 years.

  • KonanThePaperAngel

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    Jun 29, 2011

    @RusLove21 oh yes!!;D

  • goldmoonkitty

    Jun 29, 2011

    GERMANY! IT HAS TO BE HIM!

  • rennasakura

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    Jun 29, 2011

    lol, the stick figure just accepted an impossible challenge~ None of them are straight~(at least with Fangirl..) Austria gotta be the most straight~

  • MlovesHetalia

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    Jun 29, 2011

    hmmm.... I guess it's Iggy ^_^ :P

  • Marre

    Jun 29, 2011

    Austria...

  • *Midnight *

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    Jun 29, 2011

    Austria and China
    .....and maybe Japan....

  • Kagami_Kyoko

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    Jun 29, 2011

    I was thinking Japan but then I remembered that Japan has yaoi and yuri..

  • MusicalAssassin

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    Jun 30, 2011

    It's obviously not Germany since he has the hots for Italy (although... he DOES have porn magazines with women on them. But who knows maybe he's bi)

    I believe it might be Austria since he was with Hungary but he divorced her so I'm not so sure.

  • KiwiPanda7

    Jun 30, 2011

    It's definitely none of them. Russia wants everyone to become one with him. Austria has a thing for Switzerland. AusSwiss FTW! lol.

  • Awesomer-Than-Prussia

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    Jun 30, 2011

    What Straight guy?

  • Nikuxini

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    Jun 30, 2011

    64 FAVORITES IN 19 HOURS!!!! HOLY SH*T!!!! Arigato!!!! glad you all enjoy it!!!!

  • Kestrad

    Jun 30, 2011

    Whaaaat? Straight guy, in Hetalia? Error: nosuchelementexception!

  • KlinaLiet

    Jun 30, 2011

    Have you guys forgotten Lithuania's major and canon crush on Belarus? Sure there's the many hints for RussLiet and LietPol but none exactly from Liet. Bitter tears on my part.
    And Austria, though he screams metero, he seems to have strong romantic feelings for Hungary.
    Finland, nothing suggesting he has the hots for Sweden.
    All the other characters are either pretty gay or just havn't had enough screen time to tell.

  • Cherry1314

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    Jun 30, 2011

    Well it's hard to say... 'cause, with the weddings & alliances between countries and all, we can't really say someone is actually straight... oh well, I think Liet is the most credible in the role of the hetero guy! xD

  • Humanlet

    Jun 30, 2011

    I don't really think sexuality matters to them, they're nations. They don't care about gender.

  • MahoHoshima

    Jun 30, 2011

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

    *ive been staring at this for an hour*

    MY BRAIN IS KAPUT!!!

  • Clozzie

    Jun 30, 2011

    I fail XD. Austria is probably kissing Prussia behind everyone's back and Russia with China so ..... yeah. XD

  • Nikuxini

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    Jun 30, 2011

    103 FAVORITES!!!! thank you everyone who Favorited this!!!!
    FINALLY ON THE FIRST PAGE OF POPULAR IN LAST 3 MONTHS!!!!
    *feels accomplished*

  • Andrea-chan

    Jun 30, 2011

    i wonder why only one has mentioned Liet

  • Jazzie-mi

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    Jul 01, 2011

    Good luck trying to find a straight man in Hetalia. HEHE.

  • Reina89

    Jul 01, 2011

    Yeah never gonna find him. lol

  • xxBite

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    Jul 01, 2011

    maybe japan?
    greece isn't on this pic so there's no one to tempt him xD
    russia's not straight cuz he's got canada ;D
    but once again he's been forgotten...

    but yeah... this is hetalia.
    even if someone was straiht, they wont be for long xDDD

  • Mikujean24

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    Jul 01, 2011

    heee ?? straight ? i guess there's no straight guy in here =w=

  • vanijane

    Jul 01, 2011

    OMG. None. There is no straight guy in Hetalia.

    Okay, so Austria has Hungary and Liet has Belarus - actually, all of them have tons of pairings made by fandom. But they *are* nations, so I don't think gender would matter to them. But I've been reading a lot of doujins and fanfics recently that describe or imply them to be bisexual. :/

    Anyway, the challenge is impossible to solve. THERE ISN'T ONE WHO IS STRAIGHT. (Not unless Himaruya-sensei will actually state it - though, I doubt it since there will be the flames of fangirl wrath coming his way if he does declare them straight. :/)

  • Its_Pokabu_NOT_Tepig

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    Jul 01, 2011

    XD Omg all the comments.

    @Cat101495; Lol yeah Italy's DEFINITELY not straight. XD I mean we've all seen how he loved patting Germany's butt, right? ;3

  • Humanlet

    Jul 01, 2011

    Trick question. They're countries; they don't care.

  • Katiketta

    Jul 01, 2011

    @KiiroiKotori

    He blushes because the fans made him like that. He's not a whiny, blushy uke who can't defend himself, he's not Sweden's wife.
    I blame some of the fans for making him such a thing, Fin is a 20-old man who defeated /Russia/, I really doubt he'd whiny and be scared and blush of everything...
    >__>

  • Gaaragirl

    Jul 01, 2011

    mission failed!

  • kuroko99

    Jul 01, 2011

    FRANCE!! FRA-/shot

  • darkinsanity-13

    Jul 01, 2011

    It's easy! It's Canada, but you can't see him! 8D *shot*

  • MsSpock

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    Jul 01, 2011

    already uploaded guys, this doble post D:

  • azarut16

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    Jul 01, 2011

    its austria!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SubconsciousSuicide

    Jul 01, 2011

    Austria's gay for Prussia. -Waiting to get shot-

  • Gladimir2728

    Jul 01, 2011

    -shoots SubconsciousSuicide- WRONG ANSWER.
    Austria's gay for Switzerland. Prussia is gay for Canada.

  • MissGiggles

    Jul 01, 2011

    @Gladimir

    SORRY BOUT THAT! WRONG ANSWER! both prussia AND Austria are in fact straight for hungary...

  • kaikai16

    Jul 01, 2011

    it has to be france...

  • kawaiidesu

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    Jul 01, 2011

    OMG this is gonna be hard

  • ILovePie<3

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    Jul 01, 2011

    us and russia...?

  • Evil_Angel

    Jul 02, 2011

    China. Definately....aaannndd maybe England. Maybe. XD

  • MoiMoiCHU

    Jul 02, 2011

    lithuania. he has a crush on belarus, remember?

  • SayuriFujika

    Jul 02, 2011

    i thought lithuania had a thing for poland? O.O EITHER WAY THEIR ALL GUY =W=

  • Mikita-chan

    Jul 02, 2011

    It's Tony. (He's a guy, right?)

  • Fairy Law

    Jul 02, 2011

    let's accept it....
    there's no straight guy in hetalia
    canada had some chemistry with cuba

  • cherie-marie

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    Jul 02, 2011

    there are no straight guys. either they're straight or bi =w=

  • awesomebrit

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    Jul 02, 2011

    i'm getting the feeling that France is the straight one...


    :D

  • HakaineHari14

    Jul 02, 2011

    ^ LIES. He rapes every nation, remember? 8D

  • iiRussia

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    Jul 02, 2011

    PFFFT--
    They're all bi or gay. Simple as that. :3 You will NEVER find them!

  • azarut16

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    Jul 02, 2011

    lol at HakaineHari14, thats true XD

  • Miya_Yuki28

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    Jul 02, 2011

    IT'S CHINA!!!!!! :D

  • Sneaky Muffins

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    Jul 03, 2011

    CHALLENGE FAILED

  • raat-din

    Jul 03, 2011

    Grandpa Rome~ :D

  • Fairy Law

    Jul 03, 2011

    how 'bout grandpa rome with germania?

  • Akirakai_ai

    Jul 03, 2011

    Teeheeee~ Ahhh... Just accept it! There's no one STRAIGHT in Hetalia~ #shotted

    Hey! HRE is kissing Chibitalia? Remember? Even the child do it! Kesesesese..... #SLAP

  • kanrakanra

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    Jul 03, 2011

    ....chibiromano ?


    :D

  • Zwei_

    Jul 03, 2011

    The straight guy?
    CANADA... See he is right there!
    Don't you see him? owo

  • Nekokaburi_MM

    Jul 03, 2011

    *shoots SubconsciousSuicide and Gladimir2728*
    You're both wrong...
    Prussia is gay for Russia.


    *shot herself*

  • Phireye

    Jul 04, 2011

    KUMAJIROU IS THE STRAIGHT GUY!!! I KNOW IT!!!!

  • Latvia

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    Jul 04, 2011

    I found waldo-- oh wait.

    It's Romanoooooo.

    Just cause-- I say so.

  • Lisa Hawkeye

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    Jul 04, 2011

    In a sense... They're all straight...? //Gets trampled on and beaten up by fangirls

  • otakugirll

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    Jul 04, 2011

    I think it's Austria...why, I don't know...

  • YuetenSeme

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    Jul 04, 2011

    I guess France isn't an option.

  • Tastytart

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    Jul 04, 2011

    It has to be Austria, he wuz married to Hungary. (Swits is straight too)

  • Aellostrike

    Jul 04, 2011

    LOLz that`s IMPOSSIBLE~XD!

  • MissGiggles

    Jul 05, 2011

    Hmmmmm....I'd say the Italies....because they're strongly catholic. yeahhhh.....my inner spain/Romano fangirl hates to admit that.

  • kiki

    Jul 05, 2011

    no straight men in hetalia

  • kookiecake

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    Jul 05, 2011

    WALDO.
    I found him, could you?

  • samsam12

    Jul 05, 2011

    It's the person who accepted the challenge!!

  • runningonhotchocolate

    Jul 05, 2011

    Maybe it's one of Japan's ninjas...

  • fliff

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    Jul 06, 2011

    There's so many gay guys, any gay girls?

  • fliff

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    Jul 06, 2011

    There's so many gay guys, any gay girls?

  • awesomebrit

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    Jul 06, 2011

    @HakaineHari14 that's the joke...

  • ToharuMika

    Jul 07, 2011

    Why does everyone keep saying China? I mean, whatever happened to Rochu, Nichu, Amechu and all the rest of his pairings?

    THIS QUESTION IS IMPOSSIBLE. IT JUST IS.

  • ryuj

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    Jul 07, 2011

    THIS IS THE HARDEST CHALLENGE EVER!!!!

  • TheaEpifanio

    Jul 07, 2011

    Ehhh...I'd say Austria, but he's at most Bisexual xD
    YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM! >:D MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • one-wif-russia

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    Jul 07, 2011

    every. last. one. of. them. is. straight.
    pffffft!!!

    (my bet is finland, and russia. because when france tried to take his clothes off, even though he said he wasn't really bothered by it, he was just not into that sorta thing. didn't france like get finland naked and there was that photo of them with latvia.......what made himaruya think of that.isn't that illegal)
    that and the canon of the post-interview comic.....you know with the question of what kind of girl each guy liked, most of them answered.

  • achromatic

    Jul 07, 2011

    Straight guy = the stick figure.

  • HamHam-chan

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    Jul 07, 2011

    LOL XDDDDD
    IMPOSSIBLE

  • TehAwesomeTurtle

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    Jul 07, 2011

    wait wait i can figure this out *grabs english friend* DO YOU SEE ANY FLYING MINT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!?!??

  • KiMuffin

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    Jul 08, 2011

    Imo everyone's bi, as the 'gayness' is fanservice! |D *shot for ruining the fun*

    Ita, Al, Romano and France also flirts with girls, so they're most likely bi. Sweden is stated to only have gay-feelings for Finland, not anyone else, while Finland is 'too fluffy' to be completely straight xD The same applies to China too. Japan likes yaoi, so he's not that straight. Even if Austria married Hungary, he still had feelings for Switz as a kid.
    Russia is definitely gay, I don't get why people says he's straight when he's all about China, he likes to invade Poland AND he likes to dress the Baltics in tutus >n>'''
    I'm not sure if Iggy or Spain are gay or if it's just fanservice .__.

    I think Liet is the straight guy, he has feelings for Belarus, while he sees Poland only as a friend (even if Poland acts like that on him) and hates Russia. Possibly Germany, he fell in love as HRE with Chibitalia whom he thought were a girl, and he watches straight porn (even though the anime strongly hints on GerIta). Maybe Al and Romano (or Iggy or Spain) are straight too, but I dunno with the USUK and Spamano fanservice going around...

    ......I'm looking too much into the characters, aren't I? xDDD;

  • ChinaPandax

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    Jul 08, 2011

    @ KiMuffin : I agree, the 'gayness' is fanservice, this everyone's straight.
    Sorry for intruding too , I don't like Yaoi, to be honest.
    But I'm sorry I'll be taking Sweden out of the answers , he's officially gay for Finland. cB

  • tenshixxx

    Jul 08, 2011

    @ ChinaPandax: I'm sorry, but France's official sexuality is pansexual. And Sweden's been confirmed as officially homosexual for Finland by Himaruya. Even if you don't like yaoi, you have to accept that, in some cases, it is canon.

  • Ivori~

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    Jul 09, 2011

    Mission Impossible: Hetalia Style XD

  • lilian_cho

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    Jul 09, 2011

    Liking yaoi and/or m/m doesn't necessarily mean one is gay.

    Straight females, straight males, lesbians, bisexual females, gay men, bisexual males can like yaoi.
    (I have anecdotal evidence of all of the above except for bisexual males. From interacting with fellow fans, fellow con-goers, etc.)

    One's rl sexual orientation doesn't always have a correlation with one's favored reading material.

    /end PSA


    tl;dr: I gotta go with Roderich on this one. Although Roderich/Eliza/Gilbert does sound fun...

    Vash is out of the picture because I support Vash/gun >=D

  • zombie-butterfly

    Jul 09, 2011

    Actually their all straight EXCEPT Sweden, France, and (perhaps) Italy and Germany

  • evanf333

    Jul 09, 2011

    FOUND 'EM!
    It's the Challenge Accepted guy, obviously.

  • suomi-chan

    Jul 09, 2011

    Ok so even though most every character has a pairing, the only person confirmed by Himaruya to homosexual feelings is Sve. But I think very one one likes fan-made pairings much better X3

  • Prussia-Me

    Jul 10, 2011

    Honestly. I agree with Evan.

    Except, Austria was married to Hungary. So it must be him. B|


    ... Howeverrrr... I did claim his vital regions. owo...

  • Lazy Child

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    Jul 10, 2011

    China? Straight? Really? *is a RoChu (RussiaxChina) and NiChu (JapanxChina) shipper*

    ... NOT ON MY WATCH, ARU. :D

    ... And Liet-kun is straight for Belarus... But gay for Po-chan :D (I'll make sure of it)

  • Loveless Asuka

    Jul 10, 2011

    i wasn't aware they even had a sexual orientations to be honest .the whole shounen-ai thing is pretty fanservice though. but its official that Sweden is gay for finland and france is....france. XD
    so, because of that....they are "straight" (Sweden and France excluded) until Himaruya tells us otherwise.


    but there is a joke like this, and the answer was Austria so...

    What is this where's waldo? XD

  • XPeterXRabbitX

    Jul 11, 2011

    Here's a hint: ALL OF THEM (except for Berwald)

    It's the fans who pair the characters. Himaruya has never once made Germany say to Italy "I love you. Let's bone :D".

    I also wish people would use their own artwork for things like this. Because it's clear that whoever made this just took a picture out of their Hetalia folder and added an internet meme and some text.

    And @KiiroiKotori. Just because someone is "way too cute and fluffy to be straight" doesn't mean that they're gay. That's called jusdging a book by its cover. And if I were to judge you just by your comment, I might say some things I might regret.

  • AniMADEJester

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    Jul 11, 2011

    Everyone's gay.

  • Fuyummi18

    Jul 11, 2011

    lets see... Austria x Prussia, Austria x Switzerland, Japan x Greece, Fruk (France x England), America x England, Spamano (spain x Romano) ,Italy x Germany, China x Russia, Finland x Sweden,Prussia x Germany, England x Japan, and Russia x Lithuania

    DAMN IT!!! NOBODY IS STRAIGHT TT.TT Except for Austria he is married

  • LetsTalkChocolate

    Jul 11, 2011

    NO ONE IS STRAIGHT. D:

  • KaraVessalius

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    Jul 11, 2011

    NO STRAIGHT GUY IN HETALIA!!!
    NO ONE!!

  • Misao_Shinomori

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    Jul 12, 2011

    BAHAHAHA!! LMFAO!! xD! I Love This! lol

  • Gladimir2728

    Jul 12, 2011

    It's DEFINATELY not Sweden.
    Himaruya stated to the public that Sweden is homosexual and only has feelings for Finland. Which makes me wonder WHY he even needed to bother stating it...

  • MissVargas

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    Jul 12, 2011

    No matter how hard you may try, there is no straight guy. Or girl. The yaoi/yuri fangirls will always find a way... e.e"

  • Aurora_Thorne

    Jul 13, 2011

    I think it's the stick figure >.> Not all that sure though

  • Latvia

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    Jul 13, 2011

    I actually think Liet's straight too.. He has a crush on Belarus and I'm not believing Poland is a guy. 8I

    But I also have to give @KiMuffin hands down the best explanation on this. It's the only one that makes sense, in my opinion.

    RUSSIA ATE WALDO, FOOLS.

  • kawaii-cow

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    Jul 13, 2011

    NONE!!!! HAHAHA!!

  • rennasakura

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    Jul 14, 2011

    Ahahha, don’t state the reason here, fan service or not, this is for fun (don’t be serious, some people sound offending here isn’t it?)
    And beside.. None of them are straight *shot* let’s see all the possible pairing for those that appear in da pic
    GerIta , ItalyxJapan, JapanxChina, Rochu, RussAme, RussLiet , USUK, SuFin, Spamano, Asakiku, AusSwitz, PrusAus, PruCan, PruGer…… and France…. No need to mention…right?

  • Whoatemypie

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    Jul 14, 2011

    I'm going to say my guesses that are based on the ACTUAL SERIES.

    1. Austria. He is married to Hungary

    2. America. England almost confessed to America but America has shown NO signs that he likes England. Plus he talks about girls some times.

    3. Russia. He has also shown no sign of gay love in the series although he avoids his sisters all of the time. And sitting on Canada does NOT mean he's gay for him.

    4. China. There have been no signs of RussiaxChina and KoreaxChina in the series yet. Besides Korea hasn't even appeared in the anime so far!

    5. Romano. In the manga it says he loves talking to girls and sweet talks them all of the time.. Yet he dosen't get along with GUYS.

    And cool your jets. xD Just because I'm saying this dosent mean I'm dissing the yaoi... I actually <3 USUK. xD

  • maozhao

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    Jul 15, 2011

    almost most of the answers were austria but in the manga austria was married to spain during the habsburg empire xD

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jul 16, 2011

    lol... but I still believe Finland is gay, or he'd already have told Sweden off. They are really obvious :/ Okay, Fin probably only sees Suu as a friend, but I only stated my opinion, so here is my white flag, now ignore me and my nonsense comments.

    /crawls into a corner, waving white flag.

  • DontQuestionIt

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    Jul 16, 2011

    They're nations, they don't care.
    The only reason Sweden is officially gay is because Sweden is one of the most gay friendly countries in the world
    And to the people basing their answers off of the Anime/Manga:
    Did you forget that the series is based off of history?? At one point they were all married to another male nation or invaded another male nation's vital regions. Just because Himaruya didn't draw it yet, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

  • crossovershipper

    Jul 16, 2011

    umm, romano is the only staright one in the pic

  • hitobashira-alice

    Jul 16, 2011

    I SAY AUSTRIA.

  • xxxButterfly

    Jul 17, 2011

    Austria. haha he's the only one i can think of that would be straight.

  • Nikuxini

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    Jul 17, 2011

    @DontQuestionIt, I WANNA LIVE IN SWEDEN NOW!!!!!!
    oh and everyone should look up Austrian IKEA commercials on youtube. . .
    =3=
    /shot/bricked/kicked/punched/

    DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT~~!!!!!!!!!

  • GintaxAlvissforever

    Jul 17, 2011

    Straight man? Austria would be the closest. Everyone else. Nah.

  • werewolfpokemon

    Jul 17, 2011

    I THINK IT'S SWEDEN 8'D *dummy*

  • BandGeek1101

    Jul 18, 2011

    if France is in the picture; straight went out the window of a 100 story building XD

  • SF-A2Hetalian

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    Jul 18, 2011

    Hey... I'm thinking more along the lines of Estonia and Latvia being the only two straight men-- er... man and boy... Because Latvia... just look at him! He's just sitting there being all cute and whatnot... not necessarily looking for any love, right? *SHOT BY LATVIA'S FAN-GIRLS*

    And as for Estonia... He's straight because everyone knows that he secretly treats Ukraine like his homework... HE PUTS HER ON THE TABLE AND DOES HER ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

    ...like a boss. :D

    ...and just because I love Kiku Honda, I'm going to dedicate a few words to him, too. Yes, in the actual series, he's straight, but to me, I see him as more of a bisexual tsundere. Why a tsundere, you may ask? Because Japan is so damn cute, he invented his own definition of tsundere, okay???

  • ultimatespy

    Jul 18, 2011

    Am I the only one who thinks it could be America? X3
    Like, just because he tried to date to a tranny doesn't mean anything! .... Hmph.

    Seriously though, if I had to pick one it'd be either Italy or America. YES, ITALY! North and South. They're so straight they sleep in bed naked with other men!
    That doesn't sound right.

    Just scratch that. I pick Romano and America!

  • Ceecake

    Jul 18, 2011

    Austria.., I hope, cuz in my world he's dating or married to Hungary. And I hope foe her sake that he's straight...

    The rest? Good luck.

  • EmpressChameleon

    Jul 19, 2011

    Ummmm..... HUNGARY IS THE ONLY STRAIGHT GUY!!! She's more manly than any of them!

  • otakukitty0

    Jul 19, 2011

    ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

  • Tara-Chan

    Jul 20, 2011

    well i hate to burst everyone's "austria is the straight guy" but...he was married to spain..."The two were married within the union of the other countries in the House of Hapsburg."

  • crossovershipper

    Jul 20, 2011

    i'd say romano is straight. also i'm unsure of what alfred's sexual orientation is since he's yet to have shown romantic feelings towards anyone, but i can't say that he's asexual for sure since there's like no other latin american countries in hetalia besides cuba. i'd have to see his interactions with them before i make up my mind on what his sexual orientation is.

    also i have no clue about canada's,sealand's,latvia's,seborga's, or switzerland's sexual orientatons are

  • dlite.yamamoto

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    Jul 20, 2011

    CHALLENGE DENIED 8DDD

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jul 20, 2011

    @Nikuxini;
    what's so funny about our IKEA commercials? :/

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jul 21, 2011

    Here's the solution:
    It's Switzerland and Netherlands. :D

  • Fariko

    Jul 21, 2011

    Guys It's Canada, hes not even in the gay group


    (Don't hurt me idk who these people are, nor do I watch it D:)

  • Gaaragirl

    Jul 21, 2011

    ^ who?

  • Fariko

    Jul 21, 2011

    ^ Canada o.0

  • ZuzuuYamamoto

    Jul 22, 2011

    trick questions...

  • Dr. Trafalgarpaw

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    Jul 23, 2011

    Yeah, It has to be Japan, because he said he prefered women, yuri... and possibly yaoi... Not completely straight, but is there any other kind? ^^

  • Nikuxini

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    Jul 23, 2011

    @KiiroiKotori Never said they were funny, but I do find them entertaining..... And never meant anything to your Country.... If I could Id hug the commercial writers.... I wish America had those kinds of commercials....It would make my life....

    i'm loving that stick figure so much right now.

  • Hetaoni_Japan

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    Jul 25, 2011

    I would guess Austria, but then he would go well with Germany. Hungary wouldn't mind it. But then Germany and Italy andJapan and China/Russia/France....*goes on*

    NUUU! I failed the challenge!!! -gets shot and shot again for surviving-

  • germany1680

    Jul 25, 2011

    I'LL FIND OUT, IN BED!!!!

  • TroubledParodice

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    Jul 25, 2011

    It's Austria, it has to be. Hungary x Austria is canon.

  • melbakxd

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    Jul 26, 2011

    Prussia x Hungary, Austria x Hungary, and Romania x Hungary.

  • otaku876

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    Jul 26, 2011

    I say they're all bisexual... they're nations, the wouldn't care about that kind of thing ^^'

  • MiyuKun

    Jul 26, 2011

    DUH CHINA.
    Because China's a girl. owo

  • Vashiane

    Jul 26, 2011

    [/starts humming the Mission Impossible theme song]

    And sorry to disappoint MiyuKun, but Yao is male.
    Which basically makes this MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

  • KiiroiKotori

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    Jul 26, 2011

    @Nikuxini;
    don't think anything about it lol ~ I gotta admit, some of them were funny.. ^^

  • MiyuKun

    Jul 27, 2011

    @Vashiane
    DANG IT. >:U

  • MiyuKun

    Jul 27, 2011

    Then it's the...Stickguy?

  • Amaya-Ai

    Jul 28, 2011

    Lithuania, right? I mean, does he not like Belarus? O.O;

  • Chi-Chan

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    Jul 28, 2011

    How about....me? LOL Just kidding guys....Once I dreamt Feli hug his brother Lovi cause he scared Germany-Guess what? Boss does jealous! XD Ok now this is the point: noone of them straight! period. X3~~~~~

  • ILovePie<3

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    Jul 29, 2011

    Omg you guys are still at it o,o I already gave up I have no idea who it is xDD

  • martihinata

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    Jul 30, 2011

    HA-HA Nice Joke, A Straight Guy? in Hetalia? BUAHAHAHHAHA
    Woooow~ so many comments.

  • Hetaoni_Japan

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    Jul 31, 2011

    Depending on who you ship...(Come to conclusion) Depends on who the straight guy is!!! I WIN! I WIN! I won't get shot!

  • nobodyinpaticular

    Aug 02, 2011

    @Relele
    I second that!

  • meimeichan

    Aug 02, 2011

    SEEING as how Canada's not there... Oh, wait, he is. Dammit.

  • Latvia

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    Aug 03, 2011

    How is this still being commented on?
    Oh god, they are all straight other than France(Since he thinks both male and female are beautiful. He /seems/ to be bi) and Sweden.
    I wouldn't think that the author of Hetalia(FF I always forget his name) would want his little babies to all be gay now would he.
    POLAND HAS NO GENDER. IT WILL FOREVER BE A MYSTERY, 'CAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE IT'S A HE.
    So Liet isn't gay either~.

  • Nikuxini

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    Aug 04, 2011

    @Latvia, IMAAAGGEENNNAAATTTIONNNNN~~~!!!!!!!!!!

  • MachiKonjo

    Aug 04, 2011

    Whoever said France must have not watch Hetalia. XD
    He's the Universal Pedo/****, he's a pervert to everybody, everything, everytime.

    But I believe Austria is indeed straight though he has motherly instincts. (-_-")

  • otakugirll

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    Aug 04, 2011

    Well, I kinda changed my opinion.. C:

    I still think Austria is straight.
    France and Prussia are bi. (:
    Prussia is just that awesome, so he can invade the regions from both genders. ;D

  • werewolfpokemon

    Aug 04, 2011

    IS IT SWEDEN? CB -shot-

  • darknefarious

    Aug 05, 2011

    NONE!! Haha!! Straight guy in Hetalia!? pfffttt...

  • Austria_1880

    Aug 05, 2011

    The straightist guy in Hetalia would either be Germania or Estonia.
    Germania because back when all the German nations were like colonies and they made Germania, being anything but straight was pretty much illigal. BUT I do ship Germania/Rome, just cause it's adorable~

    As for Estonia, he dosn't really show any signs that he is, in fact, gay. Well, then again he hasn't had much show time, but that's besides the point. I personally don't ship Estonia in any pairings, because there's no one that would look good with him. He's more of an asexal person....Or computer-sexual....He's to smart for people~!

  • xxdarkangelx

    Aug 06, 2011

    Oh dear, Mr Stick Figure. You just took on an impossible challenge. You're never going to find the straight guy in Hetalia in a million years.

    Zerochan.
    Stop it.
    You're not tumblr.

  • Mairezu

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    Aug 07, 2011

    OH MY GOD! Too many comments to read!
    As sad as it may be, you need to give up Stickfigure man D:

  • duelsoul

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    Aug 08, 2011

    Tricky...
    I'm gonna say New Zealand! 8D
    Because you'd never know either way =3

  • Xoholica

    Aug 08, 2011

    Pfft! Guys, its Canada x)

  • USAngel♥

    Aug 08, 2011

    So guuuys... I totally think it's Sealand ... ... I mean... He's just a kid O__o ... Or maybe Bulgaria? xDDD

  • whoisnotmyname

    Aug 08, 2011

    Out of all of these comments, I only found a few that were history-based rather than anime/manga-based. Quite honestly, the time piriod and global location have a HUGE impact on any contry's sexuality (if they even care). I mean, most of the world wan't 'homophobic' until Christianity spread-not that that stayed around, or was in every single area on the map- and I'm not saying that to put down anyone.
    Also, why does everyone think that Austria is the straight one? Do you /know/ how many marriges he's been in? He was married to Russia at one piont. RUSSIA. But that still does mean he's gay, either. Just because the countries get married, doesn't mean the actual charecters get "married". (I'm not trying to bash yaoi/yuri whatevs, I'm just trying to piont out that this was probably made for the luls and if you want to take it seriously, but the history into consideration along with the manga. :D)

  • Nikuxini

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    Aug 09, 2011

    @Mairezu
    I have read every single comment~

    And I have to say, so many people think the same....

  • musicboxmelodyh

    Aug 11, 2011

    And that Stick figure is still looking,over a month later (-_-)

  • HakaineHari14

    Aug 11, 2011

    I can show a list of all the pairings the fan base has come up with...most of them boyxboy. XD

    I like straight pairings too, but that's just me. It's not just me, right? owo

  • Purpledusk

    Aug 11, 2011

    RIGHT THERE *circles Lithuania*
    Jk guys.
    Maybe.

  • KiwiPanda7

    Aug 12, 2011

    I like to think that all nations are bisexual because of unions between countries. Take Spain and Austria for example.

  • SomebodyElse

    Aug 12, 2011

    They are countries.

    Countries have no sexual preference. :B

  • Adinutza-Chan

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    Aug 12, 2011

    Since they are countries,I don't think they even care about that.All of them had a gay/straight relationship at least once.Trust me :)

  • HetaliaFanGal

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    Aug 13, 2011

    I Think It's
    Austria . . .
    Maybe. . Or Japan
    'Cuz One Episode I Saw
    When Italy Hugged Japan
    Japan Pushed Him Away,
    I Also Think Germany's Straight
    But Then Again He Did Kiss Italy In One Episode
    (He Kissed Him On the Cheek Though. . .Also
    Germany Has 'Dirty Magazines' So Who Knows)

  • littlecookiefan

    Aug 14, 2011

    There is just one right answer:
    France!
    I mean, come on, how could he actually be gay...?
    xDDD

  • caligulasAquarium

    Aug 14, 2011

    @XPeterXRabbit
    ...hi be my new best friend.
    The points you've made are excellent

    No seriously you guys not everyone in this series is gay.
    Get over yourselves.

  • MissGiggles

    Aug 14, 2011

    Austria
    Germany
    Prussia
    America for sure
    England
    Feliciano

  • MissGiggles

    Aug 14, 2011

    @melbakxd

    Hungary's QUITE the lucky lady ain't she? ;)

  • Chibicoaster

    Aug 15, 2011

    Alas, the gaydar is going crazy, this challenge is not legit!!
    I think thats appropriate for them thou cause nations can have relations with any other nation so to say they were straight would belike saying that country would only relate with certain other countries

  • Dana

    Aug 15, 2011

    History wise, they've all been marrying each other for centuries. So I'd say they're all bi.
    I couldn't agree that even Sweden is gay. He's gay according to FINLAND, which is probably part of the stereotype that all Finns think Swedes are gay.
    So even he can fit into the bi category. :P

  • Zeuuuh

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    Aug 15, 2011

    C'mon, people. No one is gay, and no one is straight in Hetalia. Even Austria was married to Spain, uuh ? And also, the thing is that there's too much guys to get out anyone straight, except maybe the girls, eeh. But we're talking about guys, so...

    * fangirl squeak * B-but, I'd LOVE to say Prussia is straight, cause I'm a big PruHun fanatic, but he has that obession over Austria, and one over Ita-cha too...

  • ILovePie<3

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    Aug 15, 2011

    Omg still?! Even I am commenting .-. //shot// I believe they are all Bi the end 8D

  • UnchartedMind

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    Aug 20, 2011

    Did you know...

    ...that Sweden is the only Hetalia character to have a confirmed sexuality?

    It has been said by Hidekaz Himaruya that Sweden is homosexual. It has also been said that he only acts that way towards Finland. Sweden seems to be the only character with a confirmed sexuality.

    (I got it from Hetalia Archives >:D)

  • Nikuxini

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    Aug 20, 2011

    PEOPLE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, ALRIGHT!

  • nekotalia

    Aug 24, 2011

    I got it! It's Sealand-kun!

  • Medut

    Aug 24, 2011

    Sealand loves Sweden - san ;D
    Liet is total gay because of Poland
    I think China loved Russia for a while, so he isint straight too

    maybe Canada cuz I think USA is like brother to him and love for France is forgotten long ago

  • iulsie

    Aug 24, 2011

    OH I KNOW!!! it's France!!!it must be him.it's the only logical answer!!right?.....right?

  • Yuukari

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    Aug 26, 2011

    Lol, I love all of these messages :'D. They're just so epic. Ok, ok. So let's say that: (in fangirls' minds) THEY'RE ALL (well, expect for Berwald-san) BISEXUAL! For the sake of hetero- and homosexual relationships shippers here xD. That way we can all be happy and live in peace! *shot*.
    ... that hurt Vash T3T

  • xXLireXx

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    Aug 28, 2011

    GAME OVER....

  • HetaliaFanGal

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    Aug 28, 2011

    @UnchartedMind
    So True..Ugh~! That's
    Why I Love Sweden But Yeah..Guyz
    Everyone In The Show Has Do Be Bisexual
    Plus Isn't The Show In The BiShouen Or I Think
    Shouen Ai Category (Sorry If I Misspell) So
    This Is An Epic FAIL..! Sorry Stick Man You Lose >:D
    But It Doesn't Matter This Shows Still Epic XD

  • Princesskelsey95

    Aug 30, 2011

    No one has said Spain is strait so I say Spain!!!
    Picture: Epic FAIL
    Me: aw I was sure I was right no one else said spain is strait so I say it...

  • Tastytart

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    Aug 30, 2011

    I finally got it figured out.
    Romano hates men and thinks Spain is just after his inheritance (unfortunately)
    Lithuania is in love with Belarus
    And France is Bi.
    BUT! America /did/ invent the Gay Ray so we can just hit them with that. right?

  • raisuke143

    Sep 02, 2011

    Lol reminds me of Barney Stinson

  • KleinerSkollexxx

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    Sep 03, 2011

    I'm guessing Romano, but I really don't think this is possible x(!!

  • PrussianMafia

    Sep 05, 2011

    YOUR NEVER GONNA FIND HIM! Lol But I keep thinking its America...*is a hardcore America fan*

  • hugsOFdoom

    Sep 05, 2011

    well we all know that ita not sweden

    u know i will laugh if its france

  • randomscribles

    Sep 05, 2011

    You know on deviant art there was a panda in the pic too and thats who everyone agreed that was the only straight one. Well now that I look at this. Lets see. 1..2..3...BY GOD THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION! Can we say the challenge accepted guy? Because I'm pretty sure the rest of them are as straight as a pancake or bisextual at the very least.

  • SadisticXSweetheart

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    Sep 05, 2011

    I SAY IT'S LIET. Poland is a girl.

  • Hungary-Chan

    Sep 06, 2011

    Mister Austria >///<

  • Fuuon

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    Sep 09, 2011

    I'll say none of them :|

  • crazymincedpotata

    Sep 10, 2011

    it's got to BE LITHUANIA..... I know it... :D

  • idkwat

    Sep 10, 2011

    this has to be the longest discussion ever O_o

  • Romanochi

    Sep 11, 2011

    Hm, i finally got up to comment on this. I'd say they're all bi, with either no sexual preference or both. Sweden is the only confirmed one, though Himaruya-sensei does make Hetalia easy for yaoi/slash references.

    but if i had to choose...it'd be romano, austria or america. which is weird since my OTPs are USUK and Spamano...

  • GrimmsGirl100

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    Sep 11, 2011

    i like the "challenge accepted" face. haha

  • lemonfreak92

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    Sep 14, 2011

    Based on actual facts, I think the straight ones are:

    Germany - tends to be straight, in spite of all the GerIta hints. I think he's just confused, cause Italy hugs and kisses him all the time and he isn't used to lovey-dovey stuff, that's why he thinks he has a crush on Italy.
    Remember in "Buon San Valentino", he tries to think about doing 'stuff' with Italy, but then he gets horrified at the thought, because Italy is male.
    Plus, he watches straight porn.

    Prussia - is straight, too, cause he has a crush on Hungary.

    Romano - cause he wants to kiss Belgium as a kid.

    HRE - cause he thinks Chibitalia is a girl. (then again, HRE may be Germany)

    Germania - he has many descendants.

    Bisexual ones:

    Italy - definitely. His first love is HRE, a guy, but then he flirts with girls and he may be attracted to Germany, too.

    Japan - has sex with Greece, but he tries to impress girls in one episode.

    France - flirts with everyone.

    Grandpa Rome - he loved girls, but he says that he regrets he didn't experiment with boys, too.

    Austria- was married to guys and to Hungary, too.

    Completely gay:

    England- never shown any interest in girls and he is hinted to have a crush on America.

    Poland - dresses in skirts way too often.

    Ambiguous: the rest of them. Although, I think there is a high possibility Russia and Norway may be asexual.

  • Honda Kiku Japan

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    Sep 19, 2011

    I GIVE UP

  • CraziestBlitzwing

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    Sep 19, 2011

    The challenge is over on my side, my friend said it's Switzerland

  • KleinerSkollexxx

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    Sep 19, 2011

    @lemonfreak92
    Cross dressing doesn't make Poland gay; there are a lot of straight cross dressers. The fact he ask Liet to show him his "pecker" does. England doesn't necessarily have to be gay just because he "doesn't show any interest in girls", it just hasn't come up, and I personally think he has a strictly brotherly relationship with America but that's just me. How can you say Japan had sex with Greece so surely? I'm not so sure about Prussia's crush. Just because Italy and Romano had childhood crushes doesn't mean they stay the same in adulthood. When did Austria marry a boy :O!?

    Still, I agree with your view on France and Germany.

  • HollyChan

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    Sep 20, 2011

    404 Error
    Not found.

  • MiharuAruhi

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    Sep 20, 2011

    I think we all are taking this waaaaay too seriously... :3 But in the end, there are as many opinions as there are people

  • drag0nia

    Sep 21, 2011

    NO ONE MENTIONS ABOUT GRANPA ROME :OOO

  • rennasakura

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    Sep 22, 2011

    @KleinerSkollexxx I believe there is one strip where Japan and Greece wake up in morning in the same bed and claim to not know what happened the night before (I think)

  • egomaniacallure

    Sep 22, 2011

    KleinerSkollexxx

    Austria was married to Spain, at one point.

    Spain, well, he is at least bisexual.

    Japan DID have sex with Greece, it's mentioned on TvTropes.

    I agree too with the fact that America and England are more like brothers, even though England appears to have some sort of unusual affection for America (he blushes and gives him chocolate on Valentine's Day).

    Prussia is definitely attracted to Hungary, as he is stricken when he sees her ****s.

    Italy is most surely attracted to Germany as he bursts into Germany's bathroom and (while blushing) asks Germany if he likes him and insists that Germany tells him he loves him. He also tells Germany he loves him TWICE. And he frequently kisses Germany on impulse. So Italy hasn't changed since childhood.

    Romano may be bisexual. Not sure.

    Poland is definitely gay because he has much more 'strange' tendencies than just crossdressing often.

    I also think Russia may be gay or at least bisexual since he chases after China.

    Sweden is bisexual or gay just for Finland.

    (Also, in reality, Finns consider many Swedish men to be gay and the same for Italians. A lot of Europeans and Americans believe many Italian men are gay lol.)

  • XxCatalinaxX

    Sep 23, 2011

    Lol. Well... the only one with a confirmed sexuality is Sweden, but Hidakaz Himaruya said he was gay, only acting this way toward Finland. So... yeah.

  • KleinerSkollexxx

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    Sep 23, 2011

    @egomaniacallure
    Prussia was surprised that she was female because she's masculine. He'd grown up with males, and decided he had to treat a woman different, more polite.
    Poland and Sweden are actually gay in canon, not arguing.
    Still not sure how you can say Romano's bisexual, he's never shown any signs of liking men. I can see Veneziano as gay, I guess.
    Did TvTropes cite Japan and Greece's sex? I'm genuinely curious.

  • artfan13

    Sep 24, 2011

    Give me the rights to Hetalia... and then- shot

  • HollyChan

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    Sep 24, 2011

    My opnion is:

    Prussia: I think he likes Austria. He chases him all the time, but i'm not sure if he likes Hungary. Seems like he's kinda clumsy with women... He's bisexual, he has a crush on Italy.

    Germany: He's straight, gay only for North Italy.

    Russia: Bisexual. He likes Lithuania and chases China, but cares for Belarus.

    China: Straight.

    Japan: I really dunno. But he slept with Greece, i think he's bissexual.

    North Italy: Bisexual. He loved HRE knowing that he was a guy, but he flirt with beautiful womens.

    South Italy: Straight . He hates men! (I like Spamano, please don't kill me ;A;)

    Greece: Bisexual. I think he likes Japan.

    Sweden: Straight, gay only for Finland.

    Grandpa Rome: Curious. LOL.

    America: Straight. Gay only for England.

    England: Bisexual. Gay only for America.

    France: Assumed bisexual, but more gay. He likes boys more than girls.

    Finland: Straight. Or bisexual. I think he likes Su-san... I think.

    Austria: Bisexual.

    Poland: Gay.

    Lithuania: Straight.

    Canada: Straight.

    Spain: Bisexual, OF COURSE, DUH.

    (Sorry for bad english ;A;)

  • MintyLlama

    Sep 25, 2011

    This is a trick question.

    @Kitsune you forgot GerFra D:

  • LaughAtMyUsername

    Sep 26, 2011

    The levels of win in this picture are... OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • lemonfreak92

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    Sep 26, 2011

    @HollyChan, How do you know America likes England? He didn't give a hint that he likes him romantically. I think America sees England as an older brother.

    Also, England, on the other side, is hinted to have a small crush on America, but not the other way.

  • Aurelia

    Sep 26, 2011

    Is this a trick question?
    *hides yaoi doujins in pocket desperately*

  • HollyChan

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    Sep 26, 2011

    @lemonfreak92
    I don't know. But he asked chocolates from England in valentines day... Hmm... I really don't know either. Their relationship is complicated.

  • Hanhula

    Sep 30, 2011

    It's clearly the stick figure guy in the bottom panel. /shot

  • rennasakura

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    Oct 01, 2011

    @Hollychan I don't think America is actually liking England (maybe the other way around, coz honestly, real life relationship is pretty weird since America is close to UK in real) (this go on and on lol, this is the 3rd time I'm commenting)

  • Nikuxini

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    Oct 01, 2011

    GFAUJBDSAUJBDUJXIHSDQ*#Y@WGD

    SO MANY FREAKING COMMENTS.

  • Gelai

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    Oct 02, 2011

    If you look at these countries historically and in reality, they're, uh, bi. Countries making unions with other countries, invading other countries etcetcetc.

    Hetalia- wise, I say Switzerland and Netherlands. :3

    But really, it's all up to the fans if they want to think or make the characters gay.

  • xFeli-Chan

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    Oct 03, 2011

    Pshh... Its the stickman. o:

  • HakaineHari14

    Oct 03, 2011

    ^ LOL

  • Loraluna

    Oct 04, 2011

    Despite the fact that most people would say Italy and France are the gayest, may I remind everyone that /they/ unlike most of the cast, have shown interest in /women/.

  • YAOIcollectorKHRlover

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    Oct 06, 2011

    once france entered the show he made everyone gay //hit

  • Lucifer-Chan

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    Oct 06, 2011

    @fliff
    search "Touhou" on google.

  • cestalia

    Oct 06, 2011

    WTF?!

  • CornellDeacon

    Oct 07, 2011

    failed. --''

  • Romania

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    Oct 07, 2011

    SINCE NEARLY EVERY HETALIA FAN HAS COMMENTED ON HERE, I'VE DECIDED I SHOULD JOIN THE PARTY~ BUT YOU ALL TOOK THE WITTY COMMENTS SO...

    I LIKE APPLES.

    THERE.
    DONE.

    /they are all bisexual. -shot multiple times-

  • BiaChan

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    Oct 08, 2011

    IT'S SUICIDE!!!!! NO ONE IS STRAIGHT! THEY'RE ALL BISEXUAL!!!
    us x uk
    us x russia
    us x japan
    france x uk
    uk x japan
    gremany x italy
    spain x romano
    italy x romano
    uk x spain
    fin x sweden
    prussia x germany
    prussia x austria
    russia x china
    japan x china
    lithuania x russia
    lithuania x us (possible cause ya know why)
    AND MANY MORE! NO ONE IS SAFE OK?! NO WAY!!!!! NO HOW!!!! DX

  • paula95

    Oct 09, 2011

    Straight? I don't think so. Bisexual? Yep.

  • idkwat

    Oct 11, 2011

    lol what straight guy? 8D

  • Sacred Heart BREAK

    Oct 12, 2011

    //sits back and watches as people get all butthurt and srsbzns over the pic//

    Seriously though, it bothers me when the countries are put as being just gay or straight.

    Judging by their interaction in history, they either don't see gender or are bi (I'm not saying pan, because to my knowledge there have been no trans charas).

    France just humps everything.

  • resizer321

    Oct 12, 2011

    It's a funny thing that no one is trying to push about the improbability of the notion of nations having gender in the first place. I mean, are nations suppose to be representing the entire society of the nations they represent? I think they don't have a gender and other people's theory of who's with who are totally rubbish. I'm not asserting that every thing is wrong is just that, you should acknowledge the fact that there is a possibility that they don't have preferences at all.

    Is the episode about Japan and England and how their alliance started hinted something more? Is Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia considered a real pairing? Is the whole Sweden "feeling gay" for Finland even be taken into consideration? Those are some of the questions going around and I say, it's a load of codswallop to force the author what we want to have. It's his story not ours so, anyone doesn't have the right to flame the author. It's like the whole reason behind Hetalia's success is because of its yaoi pairings and not the idea of anthropomorphically-produced land masses. Let's leave the author on what he will do on the entire series and watch the show.

  • emily15481

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    Oct 12, 2011

    Woahh, look at all these comments..o-o;;

  • Happy-chan

    Oct 18, 2011

    Here's the answer:
    http://www.zerochan.net/810442

  • Aliah

    Oct 21, 2011

    If I'd say England, I'd probably get killed 82738183791 times. And eventhough it's said Netherlands is straight... He is the friendliest to homoseksuals.. PerhapsbecauseheisgayforSpain *shot

  • lilith13

    Oct 23, 2011

    the stick figure is the straight guy here! o.o

  • chloestar9

    Oct 27, 2011

    It's the stick figure... Wonder why not many have noticed.

  • NekoDaManga-ka\\

    Nov 17, 2011

    I prefer to believe that they all are >:- d

  • Redyet

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    Nov 24, 2011

    The straight guy is the guy who accepted it

  • narusasu101

    Nov 28, 2011

    It's the guy.
    In the corner.
    Up by RUssia.
    The invisible guy in the corner is the straight guy.
    XD

  • Anguli

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    Dec 20, 2011

    What does 'straight' mean? I can't find it in the hetalia dictonary??!!

  • fujo_juniorCH

    Dec 21, 2011

    @Anguli :'straight' means hetero pairings

  • MissMondegreen

    Jan 02, 2012

    To everyone who pushes this argument: Austria is not automatically straight just because he was married to Hungary. That just means he's probably not gay. He could be bisexual. I'm pretty sure all of them are.

  • nobodyinpaticular

    Jan 04, 2012

    @NekoDaManga-ka\\ I second that.

  • eventide

    Jan 30, 2012

    I don't know. I always thought Prussia was straight since he seems to have a thing for Hungary, but seeing as he isn't pictured, I'm going to have to say Estonia. He is, after all, based on Himaruya, who I'm pretty sure is straight. He also doesn't seem to have any specific relationship with another guy that would warrant any suspicion.

    But just to troll, I'm going to go ahead and say that NORTH ITALY IS SO HETEROSEXUAL OMG.

  • nightscapture

    Feb 15, 2012

    I'm pretty sure that Prussia is the only straight guy there.

    China might be too...probably...

  • ~animeluvin~

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    Mar 02, 2012

    It's France.

  • fancystone

    Mar 06, 2012

    Mission Failed.

  • Aki Mezzaluna

    Mar 21, 2012

    Mission impossible.

  • Monochromicorn

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    Mar 30, 2012

    IT'S A TRAP!!!!

  • RareDogOnWheels

    Mar 31, 2012

    I don't know about this, but Russia as the straight one...? Don't you know that he's secretly into little boys? xD **little laaatvia**

  • Shinaki

    Apr 20, 2012

    Switzerland, for sure !
    And maybe China...

  • Igirichu_luv_pasta~

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    Apr 22, 2012

    HRE: Straight because he likes Chibitalia and doesn't know that she's a he xD
    Grandpa Rome: He often flirts with girls and interests in Germania( Germania is a girl, right?) so he must be a straight.
    Thailand: I saw people ship him with no one but Vietnam so I think he's straight.
    Hong Kong: Straight because I don't see anything prove that he has any interesting in boys or girls.
    Switzerland: Straight because all he cares about is his little sister(Liechtenstein)~
    Macau, Estonia and Latvia: I think they are straight because I haven't seen much yaoi pair have them in and Latvia's still a kid xD
    Lithuania: Straight because the one he likes is Belarus~
    Anyway, that just my opinion~

  • kiki1178

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    Apr 24, 2012

    ^
    Germania is a man sorry. Hong Kong took pictures of China in a maids-outfit once. (Comic) either than that it's pretty accurate.

  • Miss_moonfire

    Apr 25, 2012

    Pff, it's easy. They ALL are straight.
    Take that! >:D

  • Poland

    Apr 27, 2012

    Like, you know? Italy COULD be the straight guy, he just doesn't, like, know it. He seems to not understand many things that go on - if you totally think about it. Like, come on! It's not that hard to figure out~

    And, like, totally don't get me started on me and Liet's relationship X3

  • Hidenka

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    Apr 27, 2012

    the straight guy in the picture is me. i'm a ninja and i'm in that picture. i'm a girl and i love my cute boys, therefore i'm straight.

  • irocklouboutins

    May 06, 2012

    The 'sane' part of me is LMFAOing at all your comments because I can't believe you're all taking this seriously when it was so obviously made for the lulz and nothing more. Unfortunately, 'sane' only takes up about .01% of my entire being. xD

    NOW. To all those who said Austria was straight just because he's married to Hungary... He was married to Spain, too. Your arguments are invalid.

    IMHO, I don't think that anyone in Hetalia could be particularly categorized as gay, straight, or bi because they are NATIONS. They don't give a flying **** about sexuality. And if they ever do, I'd say they're all bi at the very least. And Poland is an IT.

    But there IS an answer to this. Kumajiro, Hanatamago, Tony, and the stick figure.

    Let me just make it clear that even my comment was meant for the lulz. xDDD

    I'M DONE.

  • Philippines_piri-chan

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    May 06, 2012

    ._.

  • ICameForTheMuffins

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    May 07, 2012

    Registered just so I could comment here :,D

    1. America is a closet case bi-sexual. That or has deluded himself enough to suppress it. Seems like the norm over here in the states, it would figure for him. (The fangirl in me is also SCREAMING RusAme, but that's irrelevant here. OOOH OOOH. A WAY TO MAKE IT LOGICAL. Russia made America realize he was interested in guys, and thus came to hate/fear that he would let his secret out~! THUS THE COLD WAR.)

    2. Lol at people who think Austria is straight. Just. Lol.

    3. Is there anything about Lithuania that dubs him as bi/gay? He seems the most likely to be the straight on out of THIS lot. That's what I'd guess, if I were being serious. Which I am. BECAUSE HETALIA IS SRS BZNS.

    4. China's been a confirmed guy~ We've seen him shirtless. Quit making the argument that China is the straight one. Besides, there's always Taiwan even IF China were a girl. PLUS it's asking for a straight GUY, so if China was a girl... just sayin'.

  • xJuulz

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    May 10, 2012

    austria is bi he has a trio with prussia and hungary :p

  • Grey Vilo

    May 25, 2012

    ( It's France! Defiantly France! //shot )

  • ChibiRomano17

    May 30, 2012

    >.> Austria is bi. He married Spain and Hungary. A man and a woman.

  • Yotsubafanfan

    May 30, 2012

    Polands not in the picture so its Liet, (that is until Poland arrives)

  • ShinigamiReika

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    May 30, 2012

    @lemonfreak92 yous's makes the most sense. . .
    and EGADS I thought I'd never reach the bottom of this confounded page!

  • Nanao Kyouraku

    Jun 01, 2012

    Probably Austria.

    I mean, he did marry Hungary for a while - and I like to think that there were legit feelings in there.

    Otherwise - stick figure man just accepted something that could have never truly been answered.

    Sweden has been stated as homosexual, though, so he's out even though he isn't in the picture.

  • kairi2824

    Jun 01, 2012

    It's Austria, because he has Hungary. If not Austria, then France, because France had Jeanne.

  • RiriKaze

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    Jun 03, 2012

    Dude, it's the stick figure! The stick figure is the straight guy!

  • tatumreidcosplay

    Jun 04, 2012

    For God's sake... IT'S GRANDPA ROME! He even admitted that he was into chicks and not dudes and that he never experimented. Jeez.

  • Rara NyanNyan

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    Jun 07, 2012

    IMPOSSIBRU!!

  • anon-chan

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    Jun 08, 2012

    No one's going to be considered straight if fandoms are related there.
    :|

  • paintedscales

    Jun 20, 2012

    Wait. Why is 9gag tagged? o.o

    But anyways. So many comments. And the yaoi fangirls demand that they be gay.

  • dismiss874

    Jun 29, 2012

    Found him.
    Sweden. //shot dead

  • MrLady

    Jul 02, 2012

    I have no idea who it could be.. Well, it can't be Sweden, that's confirmed.

    Only way to really find out is if Himaruya would confirm all their sexualities.. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! :'l

    And @tatumreidcosplay Grandpa Rome isn't in the picture.

  • MrLady

    Jul 02, 2012

    I have no idea who it could be.. Well, it can't be Sweden, that's confirmed.

    Only way to really find out is if Himaruya would confirm all their sexualities.. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! :'l

    And @tatumreidcosplay Grandpa Rome isn't in the picture.

  • ninjacookieXD

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    Jul 13, 2012

    IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
    maybe australia scince hes like always paired up with hungary *__*
    personally i think finding one here is imposible and i like it to keep it that way!!!! XD

  • Allie

    Jul 13, 2012

    It's easy, except for Sweden case, ALL of them were straight. The yaoi pairings stuff was actually all made by fan(girl)s which means they're fandom. They're all, like, countries! How can countries love countries like humans?
    USUK, for example. In both manga and anime, their relationship are similar to every typical brothers, I think they're pretty normal. But when you read doujins, it's a whole new story. They make the UK and US, like, out of character. But it's fandom, everything is possible, and I also enjoys myself reading doujins like that too, but again, it is fandom.
    Sometimes Hima throws in some, by what you guys called, hints. I don't sure if its random or Hima's fan service, but 80% all hint pairings are up to how you guys want to think of it.
    I'm not judging anyone or anything, so don't take this too seriously, it's just my opinion.

  • paintedscales

    Jul 14, 2012

    ^ Yes! Someone who has sense!

  • GilbirdOwnsYou

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    Jul 17, 2012

    Let's solve this: They all are bi sexual. Now you can pair them with guys and at the same time you can dream them being your boyfriend. Nuff say

  • AmberAlyssum

    Jul 23, 2012

    I CAN'T DO IT!! *spazzes*

  • johnnythreetears100

    Jul 27, 2012

    austria and prussia... or germany... but yeah

  • zombieangel101

    Jul 30, 2012

    Easy the person sayin challenge accecptes is the straight dude.......... or is he?

  • Your Sempai

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    Aug 16, 2012

    Let's see....They all are straight....they all like bewbs ...now shut up...

  • Sienna_19

    Aug 20, 2012

    I think that they are all straight even Sweden, he just doesnt know how to show his affection to Finland. France is just france and likes everyone that doesnt make him gay and italy loves germany but not like that. Fangirls will be fangirls and make yoai pairings it happens that doesnt make the characters themselves gay

  • Your Sempai

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    Aug 21, 2012

    ^
    I love you.

  • Kasume-san

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    Aug 23, 2012

    @Sienna_19 Us fangirls can dream though right? :>

  • Your Sempai

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    Aug 24, 2012

    ^
    No you can't.
    No one can.
    We are all just a figment in Himaruya mind...we don't exist....we never have.

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 03, 2012

    ^
    If we are not meant to exist, then why are we here?
    What are our purposes?
    Then-Oh wait...

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 03, 2012

    ^
    Simple...our purpose in Himaruya mind is to fangirl or fanboy about Hetalia...while Himaruya sits and eats salad.

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 04, 2012

    ^
    That explains the 2011 Bloodbath hiatus! He's watching the fandom!

  • hetafan12

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    Sep 04, 2012

    ^ you guys are amazin! Keep it up!

    I LOVE YOU KIRALOVE54!

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 04, 2012

    @RiriKaze
    He was laughing while we was waiting in misery. Some people left to go fangirl or fanboy about Homestuck....it was the worst haitus this fandom has ever experienced.
    The pixiv hetalians were watching us as well....they are like ninjas...we can't see them...but they are there...watching us...

    @hetafan12
    hurrhurr bayb love me for a long time <3333

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 05, 2012

    ^
    At least we know what he is doing when he's not updating Hetalia comics/pictures/doodles or uploading some random photography to fill space.
    At times like this, I wish that Himaruya and Hussie will meet and have a troll-off with each other.

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 05, 2012

    ^
    True.
    Himaruya and Hussie....did you know the Hetastuck fans and some other people made a pairing of those two. XDDD
    I bet those two are thinking of a way to troll us all over.

    @Whoever likes hetalia

    http://tmblrolympics.tumblr.com/fandomcensus

    Vote for Hetalia here for the greatest fandom on tumblr...Homestuck is beating us...that's very disappointing....Himaruya would be ashamed

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 06, 2012

    ^
    Yes, I know that pairing. Hussieruya, right? It's my guilty pleasure OTP (don't ask).
    Those two are the best webcomic trolls.

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 06, 2012

    ^
    That makes me wonder what Himaruya thinks of the western fandom....lol
    Hussie too.

  • \'shROOM_Grower

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    Sep 06, 2012

    I can't believe I just spent the time it took to read all that.... I'm not voting. I can't. Let's go with - the imagination!

    And I guess the stickman works too....

  • hetalialuffer<3

    Sep 06, 2012

    im gona say things determined not in the anime
    but in the manga THEY ARE CANNON
    germany actually ASKED italy in marriage, wedding ring, flowers everything
    sweden is officially gay
    france is all-sexual
    russia said lithuania was is ex to america (and imagined him in a dirty suit)
    spain and france were found poking italys butt and wondering what it would feel if they put their **** in his hole
    uk said his heart had been broken in the past couple of centuries (and he indirectly "asked" america to snuggle him
    france and england were told to have sexual attraction between each other
    AND ----> in manga reading sites hetalia is labeled as SHONEN-AI

  • cats_sharks_geckos

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    Sep 07, 2012

    I agree with Sienna_19.

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 13, 2012

    @hetalialuffer<3

    Silly fangirl, he WANTS us to believe all of that....while he's probably sitting somewhere in Japan laughing at all of us while eating salad.
    He's just giving fan service....he's trolling us all over.

    (btw Hetalia is not classified as Shounen-ai for the last time...I still can't believe people still believe that XD)

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 16, 2012

    ^
    Then how about Noto-sama? The events and requests?

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 17, 2012

    ^
    Noto-sama was a trolling prank too....the whole series is trolling us all!
    He loves making all of us depressed of that fact that none of our ships are canon no matter how much hints he gives us.
    The events? I bet he was in Japan drinking Egg Nog during Christmas while watching us all freak out and cry because Christmas never continued and April Fools never came.
    The request, he just decided to give us a treat because how loyal we all were. (I've noticed you started adding more stuff XDD)
    He's a booty head.

  • RiriKaze

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    Sep 21, 2012

    ^
    You noticed? Kudos to you then. XD
    All the thing you listed does seem possible, but then again, this is Himaruya we are talking about. He is as unpredictable as the Armageddon and that's the whole reason why the HST existed.
    On the (not-so) bright side, it's good that the rabid fangirls get that pirouette jump on the head that they deserve. I just ship anything that goes, I don't have an OTP or anything.

  • Your Sempai

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    Sep 21, 2012

    ^
    True....true...

    @Anyone
    Here have a brand new episode of Hetalia this is an episode of Hetalia Fantasia.

  • LoveGunner1412

    Oct 16, 2012

    TECHNICALLY CANON:

    Sweden is gay but only for Finland.
    Lithuania has a crush on Belarus. (Even though his soulmate ish Poland. (OTPalert))
    Austria's been married to at least Hungary, but that doesn't really mean anything.... he's just so pretty.
    China.... Actualy I think it's China. 8D

    And to hetalialuffer<3
    Germany proposed to Italy out of respect because he thought Italy had confessed and it was the right thing to do. (They won't really get together until they realize Germany ish Holay Rome. Which just got canon'd, BTW XD)
    Yes Sweden is gay, and he is, like the perfect husband. XD
    France is bi because he's France.
    Russia's crazy and thinks of Lithuania as his ex/boyfriend/personal maid. But he's actually innocent and doesn't know what any of that really means.
    I think France and Spain were just goofing around with Italy..... I hope. Plus that skit was deleted and not totally canon thusly.
    We don't know Uke- I mean UK was talking about America (thoughhemighthavebeen) Maybe he had a thing for Joan of Arc too, or Mary Tudor, Or Seychelles-Chan. Or ME.
    When'd he ask America to snuggle him? either way we all know he has issues.
    The sexual tension thing was a joke. A true joke, but still.

    XD I'm a fangirl too, but I can be realistic.

    Long comment is long like Prussia's *****

  • cats_sharks_geckos

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    Nov 03, 2012

    LoveGunner1412, exactly where was it confirmed that Germany is in fact HRE?

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

  • ramenrulz8P

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    Nov 27, 2012

    Lithuania has a thing for Belarus... IDK if that counts as being straight XD

  • <charon>

    Dec 07, 2012

    actually...they are all straight except Sweden

  • Laroucelle

    Dec 10, 2012

    Wow, reading all those comments sure took a LONG time. Phew! *sighs*

  • Laurel_Hunter15

    Dec 28, 2012

    That's strange.. who tag Canada

  • emmcol164

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    Dec 30, 2012

    chalange accepted....chalange failed lol

  • Sienna_19

    Jan 26, 2013

    the yaoi...is a lie...nuff said

  • Pickle12

    Jan 31, 2013

    I can't believe I just read all those comments x.x

  • Kyokyo<3

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    Feb 09, 2013

    It's a trick question!!

  • xXLireXx

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    Feb 17, 2013

    NO ONE. >.>

  • PrincessNeya

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    May 06, 2013

    All of them :P

    IMPOSSIBRUU!!

  • Ceep

    May 15, 2013

    I'm a yaoi fangirl. Your argument is invalid. ._.

  • elder troll auto

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    Jun 30, 2013

    the stickman. definitely stickman

  • SunSiDae

    Sep 16, 2013

    Oh hamburgers.

  • qualeshia3

    Sep 16, 2013

    The stick man is straight while the nations are pansexual/polysexual.

  • ElementalWings

    Jan 30, 2014

    Gosh, Why so many comments? It took me 25 minutes just to finish reading all of the comments
    But just for laughs my answer is......................................... THE STICK MAN! XD



    But if canon then I guess all of them except sweden and france are straight ._.
    sorry if my english or grammar or something is wrong

  • kiboshthepowerful

    Dec 28, 2014

    Sweden is the only cannon gay. So in till proven everyone else is strait

  • xXLireXx

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    Mar 24, 2015

    2015 and still finding the straight guy

  • go123

    Feb 06, 2016

    None they're straight neither gay. They all are demisexual. I don't ship and has no gay pairings , but does not automatically make me homophobia.I see people get too butthurt when people hate on their OTP, as if someone is bashing real people. Yeah, unless your OTP is you and your significant other, I don't get it. Honestly, they're just fictional characters that aren't mine. I don't care if you hate them

  • too_many_waifus

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    Oct 26, 2017

    lol have fun trying

  • Neine

    Jun 18, 2018

    Austria was married to Spain

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